Mexican Polio

The hangover after a night of drinking tequila and copping feels on prostitutes.

Yo man, I woke up with the worst Mexican Polio today. Tell your mom I said "what's up."

by Lav Dogg October 24, 2011

mexican beatdown

A child's game played on a trampoline. It consist of 3+ individuals who bounce ferociously on the trampoline trying to knock each other down without making physical contact. The first to fall is beat down or kicked and punched until he/she gets back up and the game continues. If two or more fall they can be subject to a beat down as well.

The game originated in 1998-1999 at a place called "The Manor" in Hemstead, Long Island, NY.

"Lets go to Mike's and play Mexican Beatdown"

Mom, "Where did you get that black eye?"
Son, "Why playing Mexican Beatdown of course"

by Jacornonthecob August 25, 2011

Mexican Carwash

When you go to a gas station and use the squeegee to wash your car....

José your car is so dirty, swing into the 7/11 and get a Mexican Carwash esé ...

by Dave the Carpenter May 18, 2023

Mexican Bukakie

When you get a group of hermanos and you all blow your load on her face.

"Aye Jose that Mexican Bukakie we had last night was fire."

by Everyb0dy November 14, 2018

mexican strainer

A sex act where one puts ice cubes in their partners pussy and drinks the melting water while eating them out.

I wanted to give my girlfriend the Mexican strainer, but she said there was still to much of my seamen up there and we should wait till Wednesday for her self cleaning oven to do it's job.

by Mr. Id November 25, 2018

mexican chimichangas

a word for women's breasts... (boobs)

damn jason, check out those mexican chimichangas

by Big papi3576 July 12, 2017

Mexican Cornflakes

Having little left in a bag of corn chips, you crumble them up and mix with guacamole. Useful as a breakfast, snack or dinner when real food is scarce and all you are left with is party food.

"Man, don't you have any real food at this tailgater or do I have to resort to Mexican Cornflakes?"

by DarcyDog December 20, 2018