Tasneem-joke

A joke told with the intent to be interesting, but eventually confuses the audience. Usually the person telling the joke or story is either a confused girl or a person that is stoned.

"Yesterday this guy told me a tasneem-joke, i ended up crying because it made me confused."

by jadamster from the ISS March 11, 2010

Practical-offending-joke

Name already says it, really tooo cool practical joke only performed by Sadists and guys with Trice cohones

Guy: Hey let's put on yo steel shoes, kick open a baby, fil er up with shit 'n vommit, wrap it in papers, make it burn and throw it in someones mailbox, when they see tha fire they'll try to kick out tha flams and they have shit all over there shoes:D

Example: Infuse someones blood with saltywater when hes sleeping

Example: Take a supersoaker full of Skotch and spray it on someone when he gets mad and runs after u, go to tha police and say: Some drunk dude raped me analy en is commin back fo' more

by Robin December 10, 2003

Sunny Pal joke

A crappy quality joke of which the quality is so poor that Sunny Pal would say it himself.
When a Sunny Pal joke is said, it is accustom to clap twice while saying "haha" and then saying Sunny Pal Joke.

"There was this Indian, from India..." -Sunny Pal's original Sunny Pal Joke.
"Haha! Sunny Pal joke" -Sunny's friend.

by Jeremy.Z. August 3, 2012

the jew and the pizza joke

do you know the difference between a jew and a pizza? when you put pizza in the oven it does scream

did you hear the jew and the pizza joke? no, good zen i vill get ze firewood

by gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah March 16, 2010

joker dat hoe

eating out dat hoe, during her period, waiting until she nearly achieves climax, and face is covered in blood, crawl up on top of her look her in the eye and say "why so serious?"

Bryan's dad always joker dat hoe, meaning his mom

by jokerdatbitch April 19, 2009

[Insert Joke Here]

Something people put on their facebook statuses and blogs when they're too bored and lazy to put anything else. They think it makes them sound all smart and ironic, but it's really just annoying to everybody else.

Obama Insert Joke Here*
The Hangover {Insert Joke Here}
Alabama {Insert Racist Joke Here}
{Insert Example Here}
*Square brackets are normally used when writing "Insert Joke Here," but urban dictionary code doesn't work with it.

by Herbertheperver March 30, 2011

Jokef*cker

A person who finishes or tends to interrupt other peoples' jokes.

"Matt likes to be the center of attention, and he's a total jokef*cker, too."

by Jason Gray May 15, 2006