January 24

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 24
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

January 6

People born on January 6 are the hottest, best kissers, beautiful inside and out, funniest, coolest etc. If you know someone born on January 6th keep them forever they are the best.

Guy 1: dude I met this girl yesterday she is honestly amazing

Guy 2: She must have been born on January 6

by Yeet yeet6969 November 1, 2019

January 22

The Boys should get treated well by there girlfriends.

January 22 is a good day .

by CASHNASTY November 1, 2019

January 30

National English teacher day. If you feel like it say something nice to your favourite english teacher. It will lighten their day, so go on have some fun.

8Ba: letts say something nice
Its January 30, lets say they are the best teacher

by AidenGoth January 25, 2020

January 6

if you are born on this day...... you are not a clown but you are a crackhead

Jul is such a crackhead! i think hes born on January 6

by Blue M&M is my mom November 3, 2019

January 10

Renegade day, whenever the teacher isnt looking you must stand up and do the renegade. Especially you over there as you are a pro unlike me :( go on, add this word and share the news

Hey you, get up its renegade day, January 10, the teacher isnt looking....

by AidenGoth January 9, 2020

Just Jesus January

In contrast to No Nut November and Destroy Dick December, the month of January is given to Jesus. All sexual acts must be committed under his watchful, sultry eyes, preferably with his divine image as inspiration.

"Hey dude, let's go watch some porn and jack off together!"

"No way dude, it's Just Jesus January. I only jack for Jesus."
OR

"Alright dude, but only if it has a scripturally accurate portrayal of Jesus in it. After all, it's Just Jesus January!"

by Pseudonymous Smosh December 3, 2018