While thrusting your penis between the breasts of a fat girl (see titty fucking). You then pass gas on their stomach, the resulting sound will be reminiscent of a machine gun.
I went hoggin' last night, she got mad when I started jake braking her. But I explained I had just eaten Taco Bell.
by fredderf January 7, 2008
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Jake stories are often told with very exaggerated facial expressions and hand movements which are a sad attempt to make the stories more interesting.
Jake stories are often told with very exaggerated facial expressions and hand movements which are a sad attempt to make the stories more interesting.
Person 1: And then I was walking down the street when I found a penny and it was cool and...
Person 2: Shut up, you're telling a Jake story.
Person 2: Shut up, you're telling a Jake story.
by Seira May 4, 2008
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I was thinking about killing myself and then I discovered Jake Paul...Now I'm definitely going to kill myself!
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