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peel job

Technical term used by new parents denoting the auspicious finding of a banana-like terd in the diaper of their infant. Much favored over its antonym, the "Splat."
Okay, kid, let's see what we got... Sweet! Peel job.
by Lemongelo Jackson May 1, 2009
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soul job

Deeper and more meaningful than a hand job or a blow job.
'Laura I'm going to give you a soul job and make your soul cum!'
by Ken Legend October 14, 2017
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going for a job

Going for a poo
Will be back In a minute, I'm going for a job , bog , crap
by Going for a poo April 8, 2017
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glob job

Bro that nasty prostitute asked me if I wanted a glob job. Wtf even is that
by GlobJobCreator December 15, 2021
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mud job

This is when the girl wipes her hand in mud and tugs on your penis like there is no tomorrow.
Boy: I met a girl last night she gave me a mud job
Other boy:what's that?
Boy: let's just say there's a lot of mud and my cock is like a fucking tomato
by girtygeff123 March 14, 2015
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Rob The Job

A well-being man who gets shit done.
1. Jack: Damn, we really need to find alcohol for tonight
Jill: Call up Rob The Rob, he will get it done.

2. Jack: I really need to talk to some one about my personal problems
Jill: Here comes Rob The Job, talk to him.
by wearethearchers0 April 27, 2010
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Kabob job

When a girl has a piercing with the circumference that is equivalent to the width of a males genitalia on her cheek (either one or both sides) and then proceeds to give sloppy toppy through the cheek hole
I was completely wasted at this party and got an immaculate kabob job from this random girl
by Blue taki September 18, 2020
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