Indispatchable

Unable to respond to a cell extraction due to the fact you have consumed to much "root beer"

Williams, Allen and Hall are INDISPATCHABLE at this time, 10-48?

by fuckboy slim July 18, 2016

insistory

The absolute clinging to your interpretation of historical facts, even when the simplest Wikipedia or Google search will prove you wrong. A portmanteau of insistence and history.

Marcel's insistory of the War of 1812 is that Canada burned down the White House, but according to Wikipedia, the British forces did that and Canada didn't even become a country until 1867.

by kprobbins June 13, 2018

indistinkt

Something that is not super-clear as to its exact attributes or properties, but reeks to high-Heaven --- figuratively or literally --- nonetheless.

Tronald Dump may be following a very indistinkt agenda, but we can all smell da b**ls**t a mile away.

by QuacksO February 6, 2019

Investie

An Investie is a friend of someone who works in an investment agency. A co-worker in an investment agency.

Me and JoJo are investies

by JoJoCreek August 14, 2019

Idvis

Idvis is the best thing on the univers. If you meet one idvis you must be blessed. Plain and simple the best thing that you could meet.

Omggg. Its an idvis.

by Immafuckyourmom April 15, 2020

indis

A slur for the INtellectually DISabled. Will soon replace the now insulting term "retarded" which replaced "imbecile" and "moron". In 20 or 30 years indis will also become an intolerable insult, and the psychiatrists and neurologists will come up with a new term. Rinse and repeat.

Look at that stupid indis trying to spell his name.

by Hlalakar May 20, 2020

Investgasm

When you invest in something and it feels so good that it gives you an orgasm

Carl: „I invested yesterday in stocks. It felt so good i had an Investgasm!“
John: „What the fuck, Carl.“

by Steve Stove August 7, 2020