Invisalign

Things that the rich kids use to torture the middle-lower class.

Invisalign man: Man, I enjoy being able to take off these Invisalign whenever I want...And the best thing is nobody even notices them!
Braces man:Do I gotta choke a bitch!?

by G Swizzy Gets Busy June 12, 2010

Invisalign

Girl, don’t do it, it’s not worth it.
I’m not gonna do it girl, I was just thinking about it, I’m not gonna do it.
*grabs popcorn*
I did it.

Invis is everything braces isn't.
Eating the foods you love, no compromises.
Invisalign.

by a grammar nerd. 🤓 September 7, 2021

Invisalign

Invisible braces for semi-messed up teeth. Used by dentists to raise one's hopes before crushing them by telling you that you're getting metal anyway. Each is personally sculpted using picures, x-rays, and bad-tasting gel used to make moldings of your mouth. In other words, if you even need braces, you won't be wearing these. Sorry. Things just suck that way:{(

Hey man! I'm getting my invisalign braces next week!
Good for you john...
(3 weeks later)
Hey man, guess what? I'm getting invisalign too!
stfu creature...

by Nanomachiner October 27, 2008

Invisalign

The alternative to braces that your parents won’t let you get and want to kill your social life

Dentist: you need braces
Kid: can I Invisalign

Dentist: yes
Parents: no you can’t get Invisalign even though it’s cheaper and less painfull your getting the torture device (braces)

by Callsign Roach June 16, 2021

Invisalign bandit

A member of the homo genus who loves to give blowjobs and queef to a variety of species out of a gas station glory hole.
They can be identified by their love for Invisalign and sagging of the pants.

Have you seen that bum shokalinga he is an Invisalign bandit

by habahabas December 9, 2024

Invisalign Muck

The gooey thin coating found on your teeth in the morning after wearing your Invisalign retainers at night while sleeping.

Cody wanted Heather to kiss him in the morning after pulling out his Invisalign retainers. She said he needed to brush his teeth, he had Invisalign Muck on his teeth!

by Peter Rooter August 4, 2025

Invisalign bandit

A member of the human race who has decided to give blowjobs and std's out of a glory hole with his smooth baby teeth. They can be identified by their wet Invisalign gum.

Have you seen that bum shokalinga he is an Invisalign bandit

by habahabas December 9, 2024