morning wood

When you wake up in the morning and you find a plank of wood with eyes and a mouth in your bed.

When you wake up in the morning,
What's the first thing that you see,
it's your MORNING WOOD!
MORNING WOOD!

Look around your neighborhood!
Everybody has...
MORNING WOOD!
MORNING WOOD!

by Tristana December 13, 2012

Brandon Wood

The Most amazing guy in the universe. the hottest guy you will ever lay eyes on. Brandon Wood is an amazingly kind and loving individual that is always there to listen but also needs someone to listen for him. Brandon Wood plays guitar and is in a band. Brandon wood has a killer smile and amazing hair. Brandon Wood lives far away from his girlfriend that loves him more than life itself. Brandon Wood is an amazing person all together and is loved by everyone.

My boyfriend is Brandon Wood.

by Jezikaoyorra November 29, 2010

beat wood

verb. To masturbate so hard/fast that the chair or bed you're on starts to make knocking or creaking sounds.

when i get home, im going to beat my wood to my mom's victoria's secret catalogue.

by greekmonkey February 18, 2005

bent wood

A stiff penis that bends to the left as it is fully erected.

Because jordan has bent wood he totally miss aimed is huge cum shot on his boyfriends face.

by henry galker February 10, 2004

good wood

A mix between Korbel brandy and diet coke. This mixture gives off a hint of wood which gives it its name

Brad and Trent be sippin' on that good wood

by squareroot69 February 27, 2011

wood booger

n.

Any leftover residue or crust from a man's ejaculation. Usually found in the nose, tear duct, hair, belly, ass, tits, crack, leg.. anywhere on the female (or male) body part that is visible after crustation.

That took one helluva wood booger to prop up Cameron Diaz's hair in 'Something About Mary'.

Did you notice that wood booger on Ann's chin when she got back from lunch? lol

by lazyeye78 March 26, 2007

Lilly Wood

Lilly Wood is the most thoughtful, funniest, confident, hottest gal you’ll ever meet. She’ll give you something out of nowhere when your least expecting it. She’s just so cool she’ll do or say whatever she feels like most the time, not worrying about what others think. This is inspiring and well encourage And influence others to be better people. Also Lilly is a funny gal. Not all gals know how to make people laugh, but Lilly Wood doesn’t have an issue with that. Lilly Wood is a person who will worry and not realize that she’s loved sometimes. So you have to learn to be more affectionate and let her know what she means to you. Lilly Wood can really light up your world and teach you how great a best friend can be. That’s why I’m so blessed to have her in my life.

Dustin: Yo Lilly wanna go smoke some weed?
Lilly Wood: No thank you, I’m an athlete.

by Ashtoman December 20, 2020