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Bisexual Hands

Playing with a girls tits while finger banging your own bunghole
Zakke couldn’t get enough with one hand, so he used his bisexual hands
by CrazyJ72 June 4, 2018
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Jewish Handshake

The act of slapping someone on their lower back where their kidneys are located. Basically like a body glove, but targeting the kidneys.
I gave my brother a jewish handshake when he ate my last golden oreo.
by Long_Smelly_Cobb June 14, 2019
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yoel 5 minute hands

each person gets 5 minutes to do as they wish to the person across with their hands excluding every other body part....usually played with 2 players
eddy and samantha decided to play yoel 5 minute hands... eddy picked samantha's nose....samantha played with eddy's penis
by 5 minute yowl July 19, 2009
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Captain's Handshake

A quite objectionable move usually performed by an intoxicated male on an unwitting female in which he slides his hand down the back of her pants, continues moving his hand past her ass and through her legs eventually reaching around frontside to grab her vagina.

The phrase is derived from the only person who could possibly get away with such an offensive action, the Captain.
Man #1: "Why did that chick slap John Paul across the face?"
Man #2: "He tried to give her the Captain's handshake"
Man #1: "Makes sense"
by The Gov'nor June 28, 2011
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Kansas City Handshake

when meeting with group of friends, you are immediately handed a bowl/bong/joint/blunt
Jack: I went over to my buddy's the other day and when I walked nobody even said what's up, they just handed me the weed.

Jill: Good old Kansas City Handshake
by Nosferatu1990 October 31, 2011
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Grampy's Handshake

A vigorous hand job administered by an elderly male or, in cases of family fun, your grandpa.
Dude lets go drinking at Old Tymers tonight.

Why? It's full of horny old men.

I know. I got a Grampy's Handshake last time I was there.
by Eaton Holgoode December 22, 2015
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tryna catch these hands

Warning someone that they're gonna fight you
by Guccimane27 February 5, 2017
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