Rumsey Hall

Rumsey Hall School Founded in 1900 resides in Washington, Connecticut also known as the middle of fucking no where. Rumsey is a place for a wide range of students. No matter who you are you will be able to find your friend group here. Whether you are looking just to go to school and learn or you are looking for the headmaster to make sexual gestures and touches on you this is the right place for you. You will find a plethora of drugs and by plethora just nic, and no alc will be found on campus. Rumsey Hall is a 24/7 daycare for children grades 6-9. The best way to stay out of trouble here is to have rich parents.

“I go to Rumsey Hall”
“Wtf is that”
“Junior Boarding School”
“Oh so like a place for kids to get addicted to nic in 6th grade.”
“Yeah exactly”

by Bryguy124 September 22, 2021

Bristnall hall

A shitty school with pedos as teachers and

(FLAT ASS GIRLS)

And granny teachers

I saw granny miss tranter at shitty bristnall hall

by Sarah tranter 11/10/21 October 11, 2021

John Hall

This is a man who loves beer and hunting. He will ruin his own truck but have a hell of a time doing it. He’s got a heavy right hand and an even heavier shlong. There’s a good chance that at least 65% of the women he has met have masturbated to the thought of him. Going into a drinking competition with this man will surely mean your own demise. He’s funny enough to take your girl, he’s not afraid to say anything to anyone.

You don’t fuck around with John hall

by English assassin November 25, 2021

Waterford Halfmoon

A school full with no fuckin diversity and all the soccer girls think they're the shit and all the basketball guys think they run that shithole of a school. White trash !!!

"Oh you go to Waterford Halfmoon? Im so sorry"

by LucidJay December 2, 2021

Bryce Hall

Some nigga who talked shit and got beat the fuck up in front of everyone by Austin Mcbroom! Bryce also shits on less famous and random people but without tiktok, this faggot’s fuck boy face wouldn’t be everywhere. Half of us only knew this weak chirp because of his giant L boxing match.

Bryce Hall got hit more times than he ever hit up Addison Rae. Well done Mcbroom!

by Justaguy31 December 8, 2021

Perry Hall Money

When you have a yard as big as a postage stamp and hire someone to pick up your dog’s shit.

Adam sure has that Perry Hall money.

by Darlington Money December 24, 2021

Seton Hall Prep

An all-boys Roman Catholic private high school in West Orange, New Jersey. Home of the "Pirates," Seton Hall Prep is best known for its athletics as well as its lack of academic rigor. Being the next-best New Jersey, Catholic private high school behind Delbarton, many Delbarton rejects settle for Seton Hall, resulting in a deep, profound rivalry between the two. The two schools often meet in important playoff matches for sports including soccer, lacrosse, baseball, and football, in which Delbarton typically wins. Many top athletes in New Jersey choose to attend Seton Hall Prep because of their robust athletic programs and exceptional facilities, however, they are inevitably disappointed when applying for colleges, as their school's facile academics leads them to be outperformed by students from, for example, Delbarton. Furthermore, Seton Hall students face many hardships in having to compete fruitlessly against Delbarton students for women, due to the highly sought-after “Delbarton hoodie.” Seton Hall students have an exceptionally hard time locating and securing semi-formal dates, often resorting to men alternatively. Thus, making the average Seton Hall Prep student, entirely bitchless. Sadly, their snapchats tend to be utterly barren, and their snap scores are chronically low. Contrary to what any Seton Hall student will tell you, their school is in fact not superior to Delbarton and should be avoided entirely, females beware.

Example 1:
Girl 1: What school do you go to?
Boy 1: Seton Hall Prep.
Girl 1: Oh, ew.

Example 2:
Girl 2: Hey, can I have your hoodie?

Boy 2: Sure I go to Seton Hall Prep.
Girl 2: Wait, never mind!!

Example 3:
Girl 3: Hey, you’re cute, let’s go out this Friday!
Boy 3: Sure, after I finish lifting at Seton Hall Prep with my boys.
Girl 3: Oh, wait, I actually have to eat dinner with my family sorry!

Example 4:
Boy 4: Hey, can I get you something to drink?

Girl 4: Heyyyyy! Sure, I’ll take a watermelon white claw.

Boy 4: Ight, my fellow Seton Hall Prep brother will grab it for you.
Girl 4: Sprints as fast as humanly possible away from all recognized SHP patrons.

by Bob Ross1432 December 30, 2021