Hallmarky 

1. Over dramatic and obvious statement spewing.

-Commonly associated with the movies and actors of the Hallmark Channel.

2. An over dramatic person

"My Dad was acting very hallmarky today after watching the stock market drop and continued to act the same when he switched to the Hallmark Channel."

"Be careful, It's cold." (From a Hallmark movie in which a man jumps into water while it's snowing and the women screams the above statement.)

Hallmarky by Rob MJ December 6, 2011

Hallmarky 

Saying something so sweet that it sounds like it should be in a hallmark card.

Woman: I just saw your weather and blew you a kiss, the wind is blowing from up here down to you.

Man: Awwww....wow....that was very Hallmarky....And Incredibly sweet.....I love you

Hallmarky by djodyb September 18, 2012

Hallmarky 

art, objects or design considered to be in poor taste because of excessive garishness or sentimentality, but sometimes appreciated in an ironic or knowing way

This card you made is super hallmarky

Hallmarky by Magbee_ December 16, 2021

hallmark movie 

1. A movie shown on television that has the same basic plot as fifty or more other movies on the same network.

2. A movie often on the television behind a man who has just given up on life.

1. If I continue to watch these hallmark movies I will just die.

Person 1: Did you see the new hallmark Christmas movie?
Person 2: Do you mean the same Damn movie as last year?

Person 1: Yeah.

hallmark movie by Gregdslagathor117 April 2, 2016

hallparty 

Some of the coolest parties on college campuses. Only the absolutely lamest people aren't invited.

1. This hallparty is kickin'
2. I'm at a hall party. Can you call me back.
3. What's poppin'?

Oh it's the hallparty, sick!

hallparty by campus_prophet July 12, 2021

hallmark movies 

all hallmark movies plots start with a girl and a guy meeting, them falling in love, dating or getting married, and going all kissy kissy muah muah according to my 10 year old brother

“Hallmark movies all have the same plot”

hallmark movies by daddyyoda December 23, 2019

Hallmark Channel

The Disney Channel for middle-aged women.

My mother insisted on watching the Hallmark Channel which was showing a god-awful Christmas movie.

Hallmark Channel by Cerebrate 1138 July 20, 2016