get fucked dickhead

when your mate asks you to do 'something', and that 'something' is so ridiculous or will undermine your position as the alpha male in your relationship with said mate, the only way to respond is with 'get fucked dickhead'

mate: hey mate, seeing as though your position in this company has changed and you are now moving up stairs, I am taking your desk after tomorrow and I expect it to be clear of all your shit by tomorrow.

you: get fucked dickhead

by Mtbaddict May 31, 2016

I fucked my cousin

So basically it’s someone who fucks there cousin.

I was at a family gathering and I fucked my cousin.

by Grandma Cum Fountain December 12, 2018

fuck me harder daddy

A word usally used during sexual intercourse aka sex when your partner doesnt feel that your penisnis going in deep enough they say fuck me harder daddy

Uh oh yeah i dont like it fuck me harder daddy!

by Penisgaylover April 14, 2017

fuck me

The phrase you say when about to climax

oh fuck me johnny! fuck me all night long!!!

by Donna Glynn September 5, 2005

Snout Fucked

Using the snout of a small dog to penetrate the vaginal cavity. Sometimes lubrication is necessary.

"Autumn snout fucked me last night, it felt better than my boyfriend!"

by Ed Douchington, Esq. July 25, 2009

Fuck me sideways

An expression of shock or surprise at a given situation

Fuck me sideways, its cold outside today

by Montespan July 12, 2011

Fuck Me Running

Shortened FMR .

Term used when somewhat speechless, in Shock and/or Amazement

Did you hear that the Chicago Cubs won the World Series?

Well Fuck Me Running

by Stormy G January 5, 2012