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scrubby fresh

to be scrubby as in wearing the same clothes for days at a time and still be fresh as in looking good without ppl knowing that ur dirty
man i havnt showered in a week but im still scrubby fresh lets go mack some chicks
by anthony skriver October 18, 2008
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Johnny Fresh

When the toilet water splashes up on your butt-crack and privates after excreting a large turd. Also known as "Splash Back" or "Back Splash".
by Doc. Deuce February 8, 2010
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Farm Fresh Breakfast

Early morning sex. Wake up booty call. Nudged at the crack of dawn for a little rise n shine. A little morning glory.
Rachel woke me up grinding her pussy against my leg. She wanted a little farm fresh breakfast.

Sorry I’m late. I had a farm fresh breakfast this morning.

I had to make my own oatmeal this morning cause my mum was getting a farm fresh breakfast.
by Eaton Holgoode February 10, 2018
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Freestyle Universe

A wack website that has been hacked several times. At one point, prior to the "new admins" taking over, the Board was an Okay website. Unfortunately, a few Power Trippin' net thugs destroyed the website and made a bunch of stories up to make it look "cooler" than it was. In 2001 Freestyle Universe battled Metaphorical Siccness (aka Siccinc.com aka TheSirkle.com) and lost the board battle in their Prime. Since then, the site has been hacked atleast 5 times and destroyed on several occasions. With bad Website Administrating, the Site would never prevail from the term "Wack".

Known for their Wack Administration team, FU will never again regain composure, knowing they can never be who they once thought they were: Competition to their Rival Board: "Metaphorical Siccness".
FUTheRemix.com, FreestyleUniverse.com, FreestyleUniverse.net, Illicitrap.com. Notice they're all gone from the net?

Freestyle Universe is a wack ass site.
by Mr Devil May 28, 2006
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Fresh Air Break

A way to say "ciggarette break" without your boss knowing that you're going to have a smoke. Especially useful in non-smoking environments. The term "fresh air" can also be used to mean "ciggarette" but is not typically necessary and doesn't sound right in most contexts.
Employee 1: I'm going out for a fresh air break
Boss: Ok, just be back in 15
Employee 2: (whisper) He doesn't know you mean you're going for a smoke?
Employee 1: (whisper) No! That's the point!
by cinymin86 November 21, 2009
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Freestyle

King of Queens- Danny: Still want to sleep in the bed, 'cause I sleep freestyle! (Removes Underwear). Spence: Fine, so do I. (Removes Underwear also)
by bRocMan December 14, 2007
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fresh as a fucking daisy

"I saw him this morning and he said `Wow you look as fresh as a fucking daisy!` (with mocking English accent)"

Steve-O
Gumball Jackass
by Badboy August 27, 2003
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