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black forest

some one with a very extensive amount of pubic hair. resembeling a black forest!
by Josh O August 18, 2004
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Air Force

The single-most feared asset of the DoD. The Air Force has single-handedly won wars (Bosnia, Kosovo), ended wars (WW2, Vietnam), and prevented all-out wars (OIF, Desert Storm). No other branch can claim "Dominance" like the USAF. The USAF has not lost an aircraft to enemy counterparts since the 1970's. The US Navy does not have "Water Dominance" nor does the Army have "Land Dominance". However, the USAF has AIR DOMINANCE. We not only deliver Precision Guided Missiles, but we do it better than anyone. We have the best people, the best assets, and the best track record of any branch in the DoD. People are leaving the Army and Navy to join the Air Force. The Air Force is having to kick people out because everyone wants in and there is no more room. Yes, we may have A/C in our tents. So what? Do not tell me that you would prefer your tent to be 130 degrees as opposed to a nice cool 73. Never forget who softened up the Iraqi Republican Guard. Never forget who enticed the surrender of the Iraqi Army before the war even started. And, never forget who you call when you are in trouble. AIR POWER!
*Insert other branch here* Troop: Man, I wish I had a A/C unit in MY tent!

*Insert other branch here* Troop: Shit! Enemy contact! Call for Close Air Support!

*Insert other branch here* Troop: I should have joined the Air Force instead of the *insert other branch here again
by Airforcestud July 31, 2007
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Air Force

1. The branch of the military that everyone wishes they had joined instead of (insert other branches here).
2. The most destructive fighting force on the face of the planet. (You won't see a marine dropping a nuke).
3. The branch of the U.S. Armed Forces with the finest looking women in all of the DoD. >_O
4. The only branch of the U.S. Armed Forces with a future in space.
Air Force Red Berrets (Combat Control Technicians) are more hardcore than the Seals, Delta Force, Rangers, any Marine, and their purpose is to save U.S. servicemen's lives.
by AF Cadet February 15, 2005
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lake forest

Lake Forest is located 30 miles north of Chicago. Despite a few contradictions, it is truly the third wealthiest town in the United States. Many surrounding towns compete to be the best of the north shore, but Kenilworth is the only the nearby town that tops LF's affluency. People on the north shore stereotype people in lake forest as snotty drug addicts who would never make it at New Trier. NT is by far one of the best public high schools in the country but LF's two high schools are almost equivalent. LFHS is possibly the most beautiful public high school in the country and has been gaining testing strength almost outranking NT. LFA is the only coed boarding school in the Chicago-land area and is highly regarded as one of the world's best schools, even passing NT. The problem with drugs is limited. Although the bitchy reputation can sometimes be portrayed most of the residents are polite, considerate and appreciative of what they have. The designer clothes that are said to fill their closets are mixed in with things found at Target.
Lake Forest is a great place.
by Tuck245 January 21, 2008
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air force

Underappreciated but valuable branch of the military. Can also destroy the known world when properly outfitted (ie: nukes).
Britain ruled the seas, but America owns the skies.
by CaptainMarvel February 27, 2004
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Forced Pity Sex

When a man during a young relationship really wants sex, but the girl does not. However, the girl wants to make the guy happy and let's it happen anyway, not enjoying it that much herself.
I really liked him, so we had some forced pity sex so we wouldn't dump me for a whore.
by thewisethesuarussus March 24, 2017
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aqua teen hunger force

a funny ass show on adult swim. I love the show, but it's been on the thin line. If it wasn't for frylock, the shit would drive me crazy (meatwad is stupid and funny, but master shake gets me mad sometimes). Frylock keeps the balance so the show isn't completely stupid. Brilliant comedic effort.
ATHF be the shiznit in the hizood gee!
by Nick November 6, 2004
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