not even

term used mostly by drug dealers, meaning that they do not have any drugs left to sell because they have either:
a.)smoked it all; or
b.)sold them all

Eric: You good, man?
Cory: Not even.

by John Motherfucking Lennon November 15, 2006

Can't even know

The inability to be able to relate to something.

Unable to answer a question.

a: Do you know when the train comes.
b: Man, I can't even know.

by Pete Fresh August 2, 2007

evening high

When one smokes marijuana in the early evening, usually after dinner. It is a mellow and peaceful high.

"That was a good dinner, now it's time for some evening high"

by Carlos August 17, 2006

cant even know

A phrase commonly used by a slightly mental young man who remarkably resembles a smelly cave-dwelling mammal. Used to express great amounts of anger and frustration when no other words will come to mind. For best results, combine with the phrase "dont even swell". Feel free to add other words as you see fit.

"I get laid"
"Are you sure? I cant think of anyone who would want to do something like that to you."
"Cant...not...even...know...just...NO!"

by Mr. Fields May 8, 2005

Everton

very small football club from the city of liverpool,forever in the shadow of rivals liverpools 18 leagues and 5 european cups, everton claim to be the peoples club but very rarly fill their own stadium very bitter and twisted supportesr who blame liverpool for all their faults.....

ay la what score did everton get on?
Arsenal won 7-1...

oh well liverpool drew with man u so its sound gonna go back to wales and shag a sheep later.....

by robbiefowlerisgod February 12, 2010

Eventyr

A fine selected blend of Norwegian tobaccoes. Made in the proud city of Kristiansand. Eventyr is a tobacco full of delighted flavour and taste. When j00 smoke eventyr you feel the full flavour of essenses. -Det finnes ikke maken til eventyr smaken- means theres no such thing as the pure taste of eventyr.

by eventyrer January 9, 2003

Eventus Overloadus

The Latin term for the inability to avoid or unsubscribe to the daily Facebook events, fundraisers, parties and the comments that accompany these annoying notifications.

If I had the heart to immediately decline all the daily Facebook invites I might not suffer the condition of Eventus Overloadus.

by Corn Fed Jessica June 28, 2012