Engrish

the language of the people who have accent, are foreigners, have bad grammars, are being laughed at because others thought they say something that doesn't sound like it and could mean something else, can't look at "some people" in the eye or face because are going to burst laughing at them during a presentation, and it's Nadia's official language

Nadia, you don't speak English, you speak Engrish!

I speak perfect Engrish.

Engrish is my official language.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with my Engrish.

Can't understand what I'm saying, huh? It's okay, I speak Engrish.

It's not the accent, it's Engrish.

by Engrish January 8, 2007

put some english on it

stylizing with great pinash. a phrase commonly used by southern californian motocross racers after accomplishing a large "whip" and/or other stylish act.

"Daaang, DVO just put some ENGLISH on it over that triple"

"Jooci-J just put some ENGLISH on it at Racetown"

by DVO388 February 20, 2009

English Major

An English Major is a university student or any literate person who engages in close extensive reading. With their "expertise" in literature, they seem to think that they are experts of language and like to critisize other people's usage of the English language.

Can be applied to any one who judges word usage without at least a master's degree in Linguistics.

So the other day I was like totes and this total English Major was like "Totes? I see... A shorter more convenient form of the word: totally. This word is most commonly used by teenage girls.

The most obvious advantage of using this word is the time saved. Data collected at a prestigious university found that every syllable spoken takes approximately 0.14 seconds.

The same prestigious university also found that the average valley girl says the word totally around 190 times a day."

And I was like yeah umm I gotta go do an analysis in the acoustic phonetics lab. And the English Major was all like acoustic phonetta what?

by 1VicAsh1 March 30, 2011

engrish

a japaneese to english translation with no work on the sentence structure. MOst commonly thought of in reference to the sega genesis game Zero Wing

also commonly used to piss people off on the internet by translating it into other net speak.

How are you gentelmen, all your base are belong to us.

H0w 4r3 j00 g3nt3lm3n, 4ll j00r b4s3 4r3 b3l0n6 t0 us.

(mine) How art thou gentelmen, all of thine base doth belong to us.

by Lord Shadow September 14, 2004

17th century English

Gay; Stupid; Asinine

What are you? 17th century English or something?

by Master and Commander107 August 27, 2006

englishonlyorgohome

speak english

you should speak englishonlyorgohome.

by poopydiahhriaacaca April 21, 2011

English buttplay

When phenomenal conversation in a bar leads to the feeling of a real connection but once you get back to the hotel room things get weird. He asks you to locate your strap on but you unfortunately forgot yours, so you regrettably end up with several fingers in his fanny while pleasures himself. You hate yourself because of how much you enjoy it.. This won't be you're last time.

English buttplay is a result of being unprepared and leaves you with dirty fingers and less dirty sheets

by Big_loges June 21, 2016