Controller Drift

When Your Fucking Controller Won't Sort It's Self Out It For Some Reason And Has A Pair Of Joy Sticks Who Can't Move In A Straight Line

I Have Fucking Controller Drift.

by Yarmster December 15, 2023

ICP Drift

The force that creates misalignment between a seller and a prospect and negatively impacts sales. Often caused by undetected subtle changes in the seller's focus, the buyer's environment, or the market itself.

A company and its prospects experience ICP drift - or misalignment over time.

by Empiric November 15, 2023

perception drift

someone’s inability to remember how their natural face looks after they have had a number of cosmetic procedures such as Botox

Perception drift is when a person’s perception of change following an aesthetic treatment is skewed or inaccurate. In most cases, other people notice these changes, but not the ones who underwent the procedure.

by Marc2.0 December 4, 2023

Philadelphia Drift

When the body of a car is slightly set sideways

“dad do you see that car it has terrible philadelphia drift”

by cmc24 February 18, 2024

Longshore Drift

The act of mishearing someone and then exclaiming what you thought they said in a confused manner

Person 1: “Bro hop on Lethal Company”
Person 2: “Okay”
Person 3: “Geese company??”
Person 2: “Ha you just LongShore Drifted”

by tattlecrime December 15, 2024

Stick Drift

Describes an affliction impacting joysticks on gaming controllers.

Stick drift is when a controller’s joysticks act as if they’re being moved, despite being still. This typically occurs when dust and debris get under the joystick and interfere with its sensors.

This occurs with most major console controllers, though the Nintendo Switch joycons have earned the most notoriety for stick drift problems.

Alex: “I’m getting the worst stick drift, don’t you have another controller?”
Trent: “Sounds like a skill issue to me!”

by WomenSlayerrrrrrrrrr December 21, 2024

Lexical Drift

Similar to semantic drift but instead of the definition changing the word and definition change.

Due to lexical drift, the Old English word mete, which once referred to all types of food, evolved into the modern English word meat, now specifically referring to animal flesh.

by Iyla1201 December 30, 2024