by Sammyg 6000 May 27, 2021
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Is of the homosexual variety.
Enjoys talking about how there lives are so well "planned out" when really the cripple fuckers dont even know what colour underpants they're going to put on tomorrow morning (usually pink with white flower saying "I bummed Barrowman" along the waist)
Is of the homosexual variety.
Enjoys talking about how there lives are so well "planned out" when really the cripple fuckers dont even know what colour underpants they're going to put on tomorrow morning (usually pink with white flower saying "I bummed Barrowman" along the waist)
by Big Bear M. October 16, 2008
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by Diego Santos March 3, 2009
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Get the douchebagantis mug.The first wife of a wealthy man over the age of 45 who is ugly no matter how much plastic surgery she has.
A douchebag play acts that she is a good woman when in fact she is jealous, petty, miserable, lazy and ignorant.
Her rich husband takes her to many charity events in order to placate her need to appear happily married. While he is at the events he checks out attractive women and does this undetected by the investigative reporter type wife.
When the douchebag meets other women who are intelligent and or beautiful she finds fault with them in order to make herself appear better in the eyes of her husband. Her husband doesn't care because he cheats on her regardless of what she says or does.
The douchebag is a warden. If the douchebag could put an electronic ankle bracelet on her husband to keep him under surveillance she would do so.
A typical celebration for a douchebag who hits the age 50 milestone is to visit a resort with her douchebag friends which the rich husband pays for. The douchebag is so delusional she thinks she is enacting a scene in "Sex in the City". The failed seductress douchebag becomes emotionally depressed and deflated the moment 20 year old Russian models walk in with men her husband's age thereby reminding her that her husband is cheating on her
A douchebag play acts that she is a good woman when in fact she is jealous, petty, miserable, lazy and ignorant.
Her rich husband takes her to many charity events in order to placate her need to appear happily married. While he is at the events he checks out attractive women and does this undetected by the investigative reporter type wife.
When the douchebag meets other women who are intelligent and or beautiful she finds fault with them in order to make herself appear better in the eyes of her husband. Her husband doesn't care because he cheats on her regardless of what she says or does.
The douchebag is a warden. If the douchebag could put an electronic ankle bracelet on her husband to keep him under surveillance she would do so.
A typical celebration for a douchebag who hits the age 50 milestone is to visit a resort with her douchebag friends which the rich husband pays for. The douchebag is so delusional she thinks she is enacting a scene in "Sex in the City". The failed seductress douchebag becomes emotionally depressed and deflated the moment 20 year old Russian models walk in with men her husband's age thereby reminding her that her husband is cheating on her
Did you see the look on that 50yr old douchebag when the 20 yr old Russian models walked into the bar?
Look at that douchebag she has legs like a piano no wonder her husband is out of the house working all the time.
Look at that douchebag she has legs like a piano no wonder her husband is out of the house working all the time.
by OOOBrianOOO February 6, 2010
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B.) A guy with at least three ladies at once, one of them being his bonafide girlfriend.
C.) Dudes who wear dickies, turtlenecks, tank tops or Aqua Velva.
B.) A guy with at least three ladies at once, one of them being his bonafide girlfriend.
C.) Dudes who wear dickies, turtlenecks, tank tops or Aqua Velva.
Option B:
"Wow! That guy, Zan, is truly a douchebag; does his girlfriend know she is one of four? Is he Mormon?"
"Wow! That guy, Zan, is truly a douchebag; does his girlfriend know she is one of four? Is he Mormon?"
by JDubb from the Zoo February 8, 2010
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Girl "Ugh these douchebags are annoying me"
Boy "Are you from the USA"
Girl "No, Why?"
Boy "Only Americans say douchebag"
Girl "No they dont all my friends say it"
Boy "You have no friends"
Boy "Are you from the USA"
Girl "No, Why?"
Boy "Only Americans say douchebag"
Girl "No they dont all my friends say it"
Boy "You have no friends"
by inspire62 September 17, 2010
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