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National Disappointment Day

National Disappointment day falls on the 22nd of August. It is a day where the world's biggest disappointments are originated from.
Joe: Ugh tomorrow is National Disappointment Day
Lynn: Hey! tomorrow is my birthday
Joe: Exactly
by Josethemonkey June 23, 2019
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disabeered

The phenomenon which occurs commonly in mid to high range parties where your beer is either: Misplaced;unidentifiable amongst the same brand labels;mistakingly taken from a fellow drinker of the same drop & more often than not.. Lack of memory.
Aj Dew: Hey, has anyone seen my beer? It was on the kitchen table & now its gone?!?!

Ady: Its Disabeered on ya mate... Let it go.
by Mc Flow September 25, 2006
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disaprovement

same as disaproval but makes more sense
"I'm allergic to my parents disaprovement
by iZuRoX May 13, 2010
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disasterbation

When your wank turns into a disaster for whatever reason.
Someone walks in on you.
You ran out of tissues.
Your laptop freezes half-way through video.
etc.

Guy 1- (wanking)
Guy 2- (walks in) " Ewww! "
Guy 1- (goes red)
Guy 2- (walks out)

DISASTERBATION
by FATALATOR1 November 22, 2011
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firm disagree

by pointing with your whole hand, palm facing inward, fingers together, you are indicating a firm diasgreement with something.
During a game of beer pong where the ball bounced twice on the rim of one cup then fell to the floor, Nick gave the cup the firm disagree by pointing his hand at it.
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Agree to disagree

Dude1: I think Hitler wasn't a nice guy
Dude2: nah Hitler was just misunderstood
Dude1: I will kill u you dumb shit
Dude2: hey, hey. Let's agree to disagree
by Troofactsoflife April 22, 2015
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Disasterbate

Verb, To Disasterbate

to disasterbate is to attempt to jerk off and cum one last time before you die in a disaster.
Example #1 - Pilot: Ladies and gentlemen, we have tried everything but it turns out that the plane is going to crash into the mountains.
Passenger: Oh Shit! Guess I'll Disasterbate before i die *fap fap fap fap...*

Example #2 - Jerking off on december 20th 2012 at 11:55 PM
by Jouniah January 27, 2011
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