Jouniah's definitions
Verb, To Disasterbate
to disasterbate is to attempt to jerk off and cum one last time before you die in a disaster.
to disasterbate is to attempt to jerk off and cum one last time before you die in a disaster.
Example #1 - Pilot: Ladies and gentlemen, we have tried everything but it turns out that the plane is going to crash into the mountains.
Passenger: Oh Shit! Guess I'll Disasterbate before i die *fap fap fap fap...*
Example #2 - Jerking off on december 20th 2012 at 11:55 PM
Passenger: Oh Shit! Guess I'll Disasterbate before i die *fap fap fap fap...*
Example #2 - Jerking off on december 20th 2012 at 11:55 PM
by Jouniah January 27, 2011
Get the Disasterbatemug.