a definition of a word that contains absolutely no humor. Upon reading the definition, the reader does not laugh, giggle, smile, grin, or even smirk, for the definition lacks anything that could be found to be even slightly funny to a stoned person. These definitions are found rampantly through the urban dictionary, but who gives a shit.
The above definition is a nonhumorous definition because it is more a rant that was given in a rather serious tone, although the speaker is one who occasionally drops subtle sarcastic remarks.
by boosh321 July 23, 2007
Get the nonhumorous definition mug.A definition that is related to sex in some way. Usually there are two kinds of them:
1) The sexual definition that defines a word that is often used in a sexual context. These definitions aren't really a huge problem, and I don't see people complaining about those specific definitions.
Example:
rail (n)
I shouldn't have to explain this one
2) The sexual definition that "defines" a word that is not used in a sexual context. These definitions are one of the major reasons why people hate this place, since perverts on this site slap sexual definitions on words that aren't sexual in the first place.
Example:
hand
When a boy walks into a girl's room and then they both start to have (yeeeeeah you get the point)
1) The sexual definition that defines a word that is often used in a sexual context. These definitions aren't really a huge problem, and I don't see people complaining about those specific definitions.
Example:
rail (n)
I shouldn't have to explain this one
2) The sexual definition that "defines" a word that is not used in a sexual context. These definitions are one of the major reasons why people hate this place, since perverts on this site slap sexual definitions on words that aren't sexual in the first place.
Example:
hand
When a boy walks into a girl's room and then they both start to have (yeeeeeah you get the point)
1)
Alex: Hey Chris, the term "c*m" is filled with sexual definitions.
Chris: Alex, that term is sexual and is used in sexual contexts. They're not that big of a deal.
2)
Joe: My friends were complaining about teamers all the time. I wonder why. I guess I'll go on urbandictionary for help.
The Definition it shows: WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND GETS REDACTED SHE LITERALLY DIES
*Joe gets PTSD*
Joe: I hate how these perverts make sexual definitions for non-sexual terms
Alex: Hey Chris, the term "c*m" is filled with sexual definitions.
Chris: Alex, that term is sexual and is used in sexual contexts. They're not that big of a deal.
2)
Joe: My friends were complaining about teamers all the time. I wonder why. I guess I'll go on urbandictionary for help.
The Definition it shows: WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND GETS REDACTED SHE LITERALLY DIES
*Joe gets PTSD*
Joe: I hate how these perverts make sexual definitions for non-sexual terms
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName May 18, 2022
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A temporary attentiveness of the brain to the outside world when engaged in intense gameplay. Usually the victim uses easy quick words to get the person thats talking to them away faster.. Also very dramatic when the an event occurs (i.e. winning or losing)
Friend 1: Yo man im usin your bathroom
Friend 2: Dont even bother talking to him.. he is gamer attention deficit.
Gamer: yup
Friend 1: Wheres the toilett paper?
Gamer: yup
Friend 1: Nevermind, found it
Gamer: FUCK YEAH!
Friend 2: Dont even bother talking to him.. he is gamer attention deficit.
Gamer: yup
Friend 1: Wheres the toilett paper?
Gamer: yup
Friend 1: Nevermind, found it
Gamer: FUCK YEAH!
by Jesse Verbiski October 27, 2007
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Get the definition mug.NOUN: a defacto divorce. Coined to fill a gap in the lexicon where defacto couples had to use the term 'break-up', which did not imply the full weight of the word 'divorce', despite the experiences being almost entirely identical.
Now that Adam and I are going through a defactorce, we have to open separate bank accounts and decide who gets to keep which whitegoods, not to mention custody of the cat.
by cvsanders August 6, 2010
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by Oooooooo10 January 15, 2018
Get the Deflatriots mug.// deforesting of ln y = ln (1+x)
y = 1+x
y = 1+x
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