Doorway Curse

When someone is intending to leave a room/building and is standing in the doorway but stops to have a long conversation with someone else.

"I'm gonna go take a shower, alright?"
"okay, but before you go, have you heard of ___?"
"Oh, what's that?"
"blablablablabla"
"blablablablabla"
"oh, I was gonna take a shower. I guess it's the doorway curse"

by eggplantparmeZHAN July 10, 2024

Spot Up curse

when you lose a match against the eventual winner of the tournament over and over again

Guys I think we've got the Spot Up curse... every time we get eliminated it's by the winner of the tournament

by cheez-ball November 28, 2021

Chapman Curse

To be bad at everything-
A bad gambler-
To be overweight, unattractive and undesirable to women

I can’t believe they lost tonight, I bet my house on them! I must have the Chapman Curse

Why is it I always go home from the bar alone? Must be the Chapman Curse. Goodbye everyone :)

by RKO2020 March 9, 2021

curse of the cat people

a saying over used by history professors to describe groups of students who did not do the homework since it won't be talked about in class anyway really

And if you don't read the Cherry Orchard, it is the curse of the cat people if I call on you in lecture.

by APeter July 23, 2016

Curse of the Kuh

This is a term used to describe the misfortune that is bestowed on those who date a girl whose name starts with the "kuh" sound whether the actual name starts with a "C" or a "K".

Examples: Kim, Christy, Christyana, Kasey, Karlie, Kate, Katie, Corey, Crystal ....

Jim: "Hey Dave. What happened to all your money and your car... and why is your hair turning gray? And it looks like you've lost weight."

Dave: "I've been dating this girl Kasandra."

Jim: "Say no more. ... Curse of the Kuh."

by Hevea brasiliensis January 15, 2011

Ed Curse

When the RB1 on your fantasy team gets a serious injury or season ending injury at the start or near the start of the NFL season, every single f****** year.

Examples include Saquon, Jamal Charles, David Johnson, and Austin Ekeler.

Person1: Bro I have the Ed Curse.
Person2: Erectile dysfunction?
Person1: No, my RB1 Eddie Lacy got injured on his first drive of the season!

by David Luis Jr September 8, 2021

Ciroc Curse

When in the month January the vodka ciroc becomes cursed

That party was ciroc cursed

by cheeserrrrr November 9, 2021