coffee cup 

device used to transport hot or cold liquids (coffee, tea, iced water, etc.) from its point of origin to the head of a coworker

Tom: As soon as I got the word out of my mouth, Dianne ran for her coffee cup.

Greg: Was is coffee or tea this time?

Tom: She poured a little bit of both.

coffee cup by 11ryet August 2, 2009

Not my cup of tea

(Idiom) This will appeal to a formidable audience, but not me.

1: What do you think of feminazi rallies?


2: Not my cup of tea

2's mind: Iron my shirt bitch

Not my cup of tea by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

two girls one cup 

Like the video from "The Ring" but you die a worse death...

If you watch two girls one cup, before you die, you see...their rings!

two girls one cup by BenM666 January 9, 2009

dixie cup him/her 

To date someone for awhile and then just crumple them up and throw them away like you do with a dixie cup after you use it.

Mark is really cool and buys me lots of cool stuff, but I really like David now, so I dixie cupped Mark's ass.

Damn, Jeff totally dixie cupped Jennie when he found out that she cheated on him with Greg.

dixie cup him/her by Teechew May 16, 2005

Morning Cup of Tea 

The first urination of the day.

Guy: Good morning sweetie.
Girl: Good morning.
Guy: I'm going to go make my morning cup of tea.
Girl: I hope it's a good one.

Morning Cup of Tea by Dode May 25, 2009

Calder Cup 

The Calder Cup is a tournament of ugly girls who battle in grueling matchups to determine who is the best (hottest) of the worst (ugly girls). It is often used to establish where someone's questionable girlfriend is on the "looks hierarchy". It only applies to girls who are a 5 or less on the 1-10 scale and a girl's echelon is determined using a playoff exit scale (1st round, conference semi-finals, east/west coast finals, or calder cup final).

Because of her hideous, scary face and average body, Billy's girlfriend would exit the Calder Cup playoffs in the East Coast Finals.

Calder Cup by Hershey Bears December 19, 2010

magic cup holder 

Using a magic cup holder is to throw garbage out of your car window.

Child - "Isn't there anywhere to put trash in your car?"
Grandpa - "Yup give it here. I'll put it in my magic cup holder"
*grandpa throws trash out the window*
Child - "Where did it go??"
Grandpa - "Magic!"

magic cup holder by 403forbidden January 23, 2015