crap-hop

Hip-hop music which is crap, by being too comercial, crude, or in some way unsuitable to be classified as proper hip-hop.

We left the club because it was playing nothing but crap-hop.

by Anonymous November 8, 2003

Crap-o-Lantern

When one craps in a Jack-o-Lantern. This usually takes place on Halloween night by drunken teens, mainly males.

John: (After crapping in a Jack-o-Lantern) "Enjoy your Crap-o-Lantern!"

by TheContraBass November 22, 2009

crap static

The friction created as two turds hustle to be first to pass through the sphincter, often resulting in severe wind.

Woah i had a bad case of crapstatic gas this morning.

by SwishFish July 20, 2004

crap salad

something unbelievably false or unfair. a nicer way to say bullshit.

i can't believe i have to work two weekends in a row. that's such crap salad.

by "the ryan" October 28, 2007

Crap

a word meant for Apple products

That new Iphone 5 is a piece of crap

by masterdomain September 13, 2012

Alu Capreia

"You're A Dirty Whore"

Based off absolutely nothing.

"Alu Capreia Alexia!"

by Jesus Drazon January 31, 2005

Jesus crap!

1. A corruption of the phrase "Jesus Christ!"
2. An exclamation usually used after one had been owned.
3. Said after an incredible event/an event thought to never occur.

"Jesus crap!" may be used in the same manner as Sweet Jesus, but only sparingly.

"Dude, Golden Corral burnt down yesterday."
"Jesus crap!"

"Jesus crap! They got friggin' owned!"

by T3GM January 8, 2009