crap static

The friction created as two turds hustle to be first to pass through the sphincter, often resulting in severe wind.
Woah i had a bad case of crapstatic gas this morning.
by SwishFish July 20, 2004
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Shania Twain

A Shania Twain occurs when something don't impress you much,
When Joel saw Glen's head he got his Shania Twain on.
by Swishfish October 22, 2006
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