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cheese deposit

A cheese deposit is when you visit the fridge, get a handful or two of shredded cheese and deposit it directly into your mouth
Man, last night I was hungry but didn't feel like cooking anything.. So, I just went to the fridge and made a couple cheese deposits instead
by vipie2000 September 4, 2019
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Cheese Eagle

One who consumes a large amount of cheese/food daily with their giant eagle like claws.

A hairy, angry crane armed/hand man.
1 - "That guy at the buffet has been back seven times! Wow, what a cheese eagle!"

2 - The angry cheese eagle used his grappler like skills to obtain cheese from the otherside of the table.
by NemisisNat November 23, 2010
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Cheese Guru

Cheese Guru is a B.S certification used to impress those IT people with more certs than anyone could ever know.
Don - Well I'm a CCSP, CIPT-DS/OS/SS, CWLAN-DS/SS and my poop doesn't stink either. What certs do you have

Tom - I'm the almighty Cheese Guru. Why don't you blow me.
by Capt Spanky October 2, 2007
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cheese elves

The microscopic elves that live inside soft cheeses, are birthed when you destroy said cheese, and live in the ether. In their downtime they pay bills and produce corn. And play basketball.
Oh shit, did you just dive into that cheese? Now you have 27 billion cheese elves on your body right now! Better call Mrs. Frizzle.
by MoshiMooshkillers November 27, 2021
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Tug Cheese

The viscous ring of lube that accumulates around the bellend when wanking with excessive amounts of lubricant.

Post nut, the tug ring may also be comprised of an amalgam of lube, cum and even smegma depending upon male cleanliness.
My mom walked in while I was enjoying some post nut clarity but she should smell the aromas of tug cheese and asked me if I was working on a new crust sock.
by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020
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stringing the cheese

'Why weren't you at school today?'
'I was just at home, stringing the cheese.'
by nnnaot May 14, 2014
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Crap and Cheese

what you start calling mac and cheese after you've tasted baked macaroni and cheese (so much better).
you gotta try my mom's mac and cheese!
ummm gross more like crap and cheese.
by BeatleOJ July 9, 2011
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