dub cakes

your average baked good with marijuana baked in, usually a full dub sack worth of weed.

damn, these dub cakes are making me high and satisfying my munchies at the same time.

by waldaux May 9, 2009

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Cake Void

The feelings produced when one's significant other fails to produce a birthday, as is appropriate.

Annmarie: So what are we doing this weekend?
Michael: It's your birthday, right? Let's get trashed and hang out with my ex-girlfriends.
Annmarie: I'm feeling a cake void here.

by Imonagoat February 25, 2011

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kitty cakes

phat yummy juicy scrumptious pu$$y

She got some kitty cakes !

by lilliandelaneyshusband April 30, 2022

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jizz cake

Tissue or similar containing dried up semen, left in a conspicuous location.

Jared: Hey, can I check my email on your computer?

Mike: Sure. Don't mind the jizz cakes; my brother uses it a lot.

by T Baggins July 16, 2011

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"Mother of Cake" is a phrase used in place of other profanities popularized by a girl named Lucy from California, U.S. She often uses this when she is frustrated, or angry with someone (or something).

Girl 1: "Hey, your cat is running around in my yard with a sock."
Girl 2: "Mother of cake!!!!"

by nerdfighters: made of awesome June 6, 2009

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Tiny Cakes

Tiny cakes are a despicable thing that should be thrown in the fiery depths of hell. Certain trivial ludicrous writers (cough cough wattpad writers) will use the word tiny cakes when referring to pastries or cupcakes. If you choose to use the phrase “tiny cakes” go right ahead. Just know that is it extremely excessive. You are mistaking me if you think I am talking about adorable little cakes that people make. I’m talking about using the phrase “tiny cakes” instead of merely using “cupcakes.”

Person A: “Did you hear? He loves tiny cakes.”

Person B: “Dammit. Just say pastries.”

by invalid_username_ April 20, 2020

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