caught a finger

when you're not gay but you have been fingered before by a girl

"You're hot, I'm not gay- I mean i have caught a finger before but, not gay." -Amy Schumer

by Kaynine-askYourMom December 21, 2015

couch revolutionaries

Political reform supporters whose willingness to take action is limited to Internet trolling.

Bernie Sanders could never clinch the Democratic party nomination... most of his supporters are couch revolutionaries.

by Mistress Evil June 8, 2016

couch boy

Undergraduate who exists only on the couch of your graduate lab. Origins of the boy are unknown.

Andrew is such a couch boy - I never see him enter or exit the building yet he's always there...

by LeenaTime January 17, 2017

Couch Raise

A raise in your pay that equates to change that can be found in ones couch. Often this change comes from your own pockets or guests who sit down on your couch.

"Hey, I heard you got a 3% raise, congrats!"

"Fuck that, it's a couch raise."

"Couch raise?"

"It's $5 more on every paycheque, I can find more than that between the cushions of my fucking couch every two weeks"

by ShionUzuki May 18, 2017

couch face

the face you make when you look completely lost with your mouth open because you’re too stoned to get off the couch

Friend 1: Look at that guy smoking over there, he has the dumbest-looking couch face right now!
Friend 2: I know, he must be baked as fuck!

by hotgochu February 3, 2019

Caught Shoes

A litty fire pair of sick kicks. They are so wet that you would get caught because they are so noticeable. They are the coolest shoes you will ever see.

Those are some caught shoes, they lit.

by Whoisjoe—- November 15, 2019

couchussy

Contraction of couch and pussy. Popularized by variety streamer JimmyHere when he spread his couch cushions during a group YLYL stream.

“Yo, is that the couchussy?”

by thebiglink April 23, 2022