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BooBoo Connection

The term meaning someone's wifi is some ass
That dude that keeps lagging has some booboo connection
by Big Duerk Daddy June 15, 2018
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the collective crusader

The lawful good of the ifunny crusaders. He went toe to toe with God and made him weep, If a furry crossed his path, they will be beheaded
Happylad: do you know the collective crusader?

Me: of course i know jesus
by Jonas'the'paragon April 18, 2019
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central collective

noun

central collective expounds the institution of state or government. Effectively, any society which has in place a government, is effectively a collective and as such can never be a (cooperative) society. For the simple fact that the concept of cooperative, defines the inherent right of free choice and will in participation by all its members (the general citizen body). Whereas in a society governed by a state, the social bodies participation in and as such abiding by state-imposed Laws and measures, is compulsory and as such the right of free choice and will, is thus void and nonexistent.
The central collective has increased tax rates for the average worker.
by Baron Neville July 11, 2019
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Couch Collector

Someone who is never satisfied with the couch they currently have.
Henry: "Dude, my mom keeps buying couches, and then they aren't good enough to her... so we donate them to Salvation Army. But since I'm a guy, I have to move them all. We've had like 5 different couches in the last 2 years!"

Matthew: "Bro.. she a couch collector."
by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
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Cosmic Connection

We all used to have a cosmic connection.

Whether we understood the movement of the sun, cosmic events, or the changing night sky or not, we had a cosmic connection.

Around 13,000 years ago, after a number of impact events, the sky turned black, the sun, the moon and the stars disappeared from the sky. Our cosmic connection was lost. When the dust settled, and left a black mat soil layer now deep in the ground, the cosmic connection was regained and these events were later recorded on pillar 43 at Göbekli Tepe.

Our ancestors celebrated the winter solstice – the symbolic death and rebirth of the sun. We built monuments perfectly aligned to welcome the winter solstice sunrise (Brú na Bóinne) and sunset (Stonehenge). Our ancestors celebrated their cosmic connection.

Unfortunately, most people have lost their cosmic connection replaced by creative divergence. Creative divergence is a symptom of mind control and insectualization.
Rather than celebrate the winter solstice, we celebrate with an overweight alcoholic bearded man in a red costume who comes down a non-existent chimney with imaginary reindeer and elves who is the frontman of an exercise in mind control to make us spend money on throw away plastic things made by people on slave wages, paid for on credit with money we don’t have, to put us in debt to banks who own everything and control us in every way conceivable. This is an example of creative divergence.

Any sign of cosmic connection has been entirely lost again.
by Option 22 December 6, 2019
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Doll Collector

A person, usually a male, who befriends females (dolls) on social media, such as Facebook, in order to receive personal "adult" photos from them. There is never any attempt to physically meet the women; only to "see" them.
He's nothing but a Doll Collector. He's harmless & they're only pictures.
by Doll Collector March 28, 2020
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Sword Collector

Durogatory term that describes an enthusiast of fantasy/role-playing/anime/martial arts who lacks self-awareness to the point of being embarrassing.
Todd seemed like a cool guy, but he keeps talking about Naruto and saying things like 'nunchaku are useless against ranged weapons.' I'm starting to think he might be a sword collector.
by Terrence Howard, M.D. August 14, 2020
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