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beef cigar

A large penis , Typically from a black male. However it really is quite obveious so dont use it in akward situations. see (boner)
you: Dude didnt sarah lick your beef cigar friday night?

Friend: shut up fool! Were at her house...
by Foster J March 17, 2008
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Cigarette

Cig-a-rette – noun

1. A consumable product used for enhancing appearance and social aptitude. Also causes worries to melt away.

2. A delicious treat demonized in Nazi Germany as a genetic poison to Aryans whilst blaming and marginalizing minorities for their use.

3. The perfect device for relaxation that can help to prevent Alzheimer's Disease, Parkinson's Disease,
1. Cool smoker 1: That busted chick over there has potential to be a hottie.

Cool smoker 2: I can see that; you should give her a cigarette to fix her.

2. Non-smoker bitch: Hey smoker guy, smoking is bad for you and causes cancer.

Cool smoker guy: Hitler didn’t smoke, and he killed about six million Jews. You don’t hate Jews, do you?

Non-smoker bitch: Oh, well I don’t want to be an Anti-Semite… Mind if I bum one?

3. Pussy: You know; cigarettes kill you, right?

Cool smoker guy: The oldest recorded person smoked from the time she was 21 to the time she was 117?

Pussy: Huh, I didn't know that. I suppose my argument is debunk.

Cool smoker guy: Well then, GTFO pussy.
by CoolSmokerGuy March 7, 2010
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cigar mouth

when one side of the mouth opens wider than is normal like a person smoking a cigar.
Masterbation and excessive exercise cause cigar mouth.
by bman462 June 4, 2009
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cigger

1.a ghetto cigar, sometimes spelled "cigurr."

2.a celtic (irish) person who tries to be black
1.Man, them gangsters be puffin on ciggers.

2.We knew he was a cigger when he started saying "all ME bitches and ME hoes"
by the magical fairy of hugs April 19, 2004
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Cigam

Magic backwards, when said three times you shall be protected from evil magic for 15 hours and 34 minutes. This is very helpful if you are gay like Harry Potter.
Cigam cigam cigam, YAY now i'm safe from the dark lord!
by PandaToaster December 23, 2011
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cigarettes

coffin nails which kill people in the most horrific ways since the black death. cigarette compainies make billions on your backs. you mean nothing to them.

Pros. The sex appeal (cough)

Cons. It kills you
they have a horrific taste
they control you once addicted
more addictve than most drugs
destroy your lungs and your bronchioles
make your beauty decrease rapidly due to nicotine over-load
cost a lot to buy
Once addicted lose real pleasure
very anti-social
Youre paying someone to kill you slowly- why dont i just come round and drill holes into your skin every week?

Dont be a fool.
by Biafra J September 4, 2004
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Cigawett

A imature or childish way of saying cigarette.
Hook me up a cigaweeeeeettttt.
by Virag December 7, 2004
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