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In the early 21st century, a very incompetent and ignorant boy said, "Hey, lick my chode!" Thus, the word chode was dubbed.
Definition: 1. The male private part.
2. A huge nose. 3. A word that is capable of being substituted for use of any word in the English dictionary.
One day, a boy was taking a nice morning stroll down the street. He came across an old homeless man. Then the boy proceeded to whip out his penis. The boy said to the old homeless man, "Hey chode, lick my chode and I'll give you a fat wad of chode."
chode by Boxxcarr May 25, 2004
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A queer or fag, somone really retarded and anoying.
OMG! stop acting like a stupid fucking chode!!
chode by Strands57 December 25, 2006
- A follower or slave
- One who allows themselves to be bossed around and does all the dirty work, but gets nothing in return.
- "That's kinda risky. I'll get my chode to do it."
- "That guy does whatever I say, he's my chode."
Chode by Princess Chodestool May 27, 2006
a penis that curves off to one side or the other
chode by binchmerkin December 9, 2008
A slang term for a mans ejaculate.
Chode by alorarose April 17, 2009
1. Well my friend said a chode is a dick but i dont think it is cuz my friend is like RETARDEEED *DURRR* So the OBVIOUS definition is obviously 2 men scissoring for whatever reason they would do such a thing.

2. I JUST DONT GIVE A FUCK MAN.
1. Bro1:WHOA BRO! saw some chicks scissoring n thought id try it too!

Bro 2: SICK IDEA BRO!

2. I SAY THIS DEFINITION OF CHODE IZ BEST AND YOU DO TOO!
Chode by Good Knowledge November 11, 2009
"Wow, Norman from SH is such a chode!"
Chode by Notchodemaster August 16, 2011