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bored

when you so bored you supposed to be writing an essay on water saving measures but you cant so you randomly define shit and think why am i doing this
bros bored
by Bobby4Gov January 6, 2024
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Bored Journalist Syndrome

Virus affecting 99% of Beltway reporters
With the attention span of a mentally addled fruit fly, political reporters like Ken fucking Vogel and Sally fucking Buzbee get tired of covering the same things every day. When Vivek Rama-smarmy started running they screamed "he's the new Jesus!" when in actuality he was and is a lead balloon—made famous by bored, agitated journalists. When tasked with covering Mueller Report during Tangerine Jesus' 4-year reign of terror, reporters got anxious and fidgety which is when Bored Journalist Syndrome was born.
by Uncle Joosie January 22, 2024
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Bored

some r/teenagers user: i'm bored, dm me
by Shit-Jim Pink April 5, 2023
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I'm so fucking bored

When you're so fucking bored that you go to Urban Dictionary and define "I'm so fucking bored" using meta references that other people have already used to describe the same phrase but it doesn't matter because you're so fucking bored and you know the person reading it will be so bored that they won't care that they just read the same thing in the previous definition. They may wonder if they are more bored than you, or if you're still bored at the time of their reading your definition. Who knows? Neither you nor they, for starters.
Person 1: I'm so fucking bored.
Person 2: (doesn't exist)
by boreddude99 April 7, 2023
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hell was boring

Bad decisions. Good story. There is pain that hurts you and pain that changes you.
If it doesn't set your soul on fire, it's not worth the burn. Hence; hell was boring.
by Mudwoman April 24, 2023
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boring business

The action of gangs setting up shop to launder money e.g. car washes, barbershop, candy shop, casinos, race tracks
Boring business is defined as when a gang want to get their money clear e.g. car washes, barbershop, candy shop, casinos, race tracks
by The boring business May 9, 2023
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Math class bored

Definately another class of bored. Bored enough for you to write a definition of Urban Dictionary.
I'm soooo bored in mathhhh.
I'm Math class bored.
by GEO2009 May 12, 2023
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