cruz booger

The booger that Ted Cruz ate.

Republican 1: Hey, what's that on Ted's mouth?
Republican 2: I think it's a booger.
Republican 1&2: Oh, fuck, did he just eat that fucking booger off his lip on live television?

***the next day***
Republican 3: Did you see the debate last night?
Republican 1: With the Cruz booger? Yeah. Fucking sick.

by coobpig August 11, 2016

cookie booger

Cookie crumbs

I have cookie boogers in my armpits.

by MiltoKarr June 3, 2016

Blood Booger

A blood booger is when someone pulls a booger that is covered in blood out of his or her nostril and can feel it slide against his or her esophagus. After a nose bleed, one has a chance to get a blood booger.

Bitch: That mother fucker just pulled a huge ass blood booger!
Jihadi John: Damn right!

by WolfWeed II of the Anus September 30, 2016

taint booger

Little rolled up balls of shit and paper stuck in the taint hair. Like a willknot or a clingon.

Man those burritos, took an hour to comb out the taint boogers.

by Delcapslock September 19, 2017

turkey booger

A loose pussy

" Damn, you got a turkey booger. I ain't hitting that shit again ."

by Dfgggjjk October 31, 2017

bottle booger

The dried up bit of substance crusting at the opening of a bottle that impedes the flow and sometime ends up in your dispensed portion. Often found on mustard, ketchup, and lotion. (See also lotion booger.)

Cindy: "Mom, Danny just flicked a bottle booger at me."
Danny: "See, it's just ketchup."
Mom: "Danny, stop picking bottle boogers and eating them!"

by jasonspsyche February 6, 2018

Lung Booger

When you cough up something that could have come out of your nose.

"Your Lung Booger landed on my phone and dialled your Mom, as her number was on my screen, because we spoke recently. I can see from the call history that she heard most of it, but I am not sure if she hung up before or after the Goat.

by Mun Ki Tron December 24, 2018