Tooth Blanket

The act of performing oral on a chick that looks like she is squeezing a large beaver between her thighs. AKA "mexican rodeo"

I totally flossed my teeth when i gave my girl a tooth blanket.

by danzig1984 April 2, 2011

zoo banked

fucked up; high as fuck

nigga you zoo banked

yo me an my niggas finnin get zoo banked.

by da weed man August 13, 2011

naked blanket

A special blanket that is only for being naked under. Generally used by couples in the privacy of their own home, but can also be used discretely in pubic settings.

"I'm gonna invite my girlfriend under the Naked Blanket tonight!"

by martybrown November 27, 2012

Yellow Blanket

What babies of unknown gender are brought home in.

Robbie's mother and father brought him home in a yellow blanket until they could figure out his gender.

by Miss Know it all October 14, 2013

Safety Blanket

The blanket you have over your legs that is used to cover yourself if someone walks in while you're beating your dick.

Jim: Dude my mom walked in on me wanking last night
Pete: Oh shit, bro did u get caught
Jim: Nah. luckily I had my safety blanket.

by XxXBennyBooXxX March 27, 2019

Horse Blanket

An indescribable experience that will put you at the top of the leaderboard with all those GNAR points.

Man, that horse blanket was so rad last night. I can't even describe it. All I know is I won the game of Gnar.

by horseblanket69 March 4, 2020

Security Blanket

When a group of persons of color want to go out for a night on the town, they call their token white friend to come along as a security blanket to limit harrassment by the cops.

Man, what a night. Sure glad we brought Blaine as a security blanket. If he wasn't with us, we would have been pulled out of the car and searched, or worse.

by Capt._Awsome September 24, 2020