Star Wars Battlefront 2

A monstrosity money-grab attempted by EA ruining an amazing IP and brand by riddling the entire game with micro-transactions and loot boxes for the progression system essentially making it a competition to see who's parent has the biggest bank account.

A transcript from a multiplayer match of Star Wars Battlefront 2
Player 1: "HAHAHAHAH prepare for a rekting ppl my daddy owns EA so he has a trillion dollars so imma win hahahaha f-k you and i f-ked your motha suck my 12'' dick"

by Guy Across the Road November 21, 2017

battleshipping

(v) motorboating a chick with big ass titties.

Danny: Dude, what the fuck were you up to last night?
Mikey: Dude, I was at the bar fuckin battleshipping some big ass titties.

by Manny Cruzman November 21, 2009

Crab Battle

An event or circumstance set to take place in the future which, if attended/experienced, can be predicted to produce catastrophic results for the individual expressing the term, including but not limited to serious injury and/or death.

Brian: "News is the DOOM movie /might/ not suck."

Jason: "Yeah, right. I declare it a crab battle."

Brian: "Stop saying that!"

by Blank September 28, 2005

Battleshits

A case of diarrhea that is accompanied by severe flatulence to such a degree that the sound resembles a naval ship firing its cannons.

Tom had Taco Bell last night, he got the battleshits so bad it sounded like the Battle of Midway in there. Kept me up all night.

by Creeping Gibs January 12, 2010

battlecruiser

rhyming slang for boozer which is a pub

are you going to the battlecruiser later?

by colly November 27, 2003

Battle Piss

Best played in urinals, battle piss is similar to battle shits. Two, three, or even four contenders load up their bladders, and release their powerful streams against the back of the urinal. whoever pisses the loudest, whether a player vote, or judge vote, wins.

Me and jimmy played battle piss, but his stream was so loud, people outside the bathroom heard it.

by 123456POKEMON February 20, 2009

Ipod Battle

An iPod battle is similar in spirit to a break-dance or DJ battle, but with a lot more crowd interaction. It is a musical tournament that puts teams in competition, with the mission of seducing the crowd and making them go completely nuts by charming them with their music selection.

- What r u listening to these days?
- So much geat new stuff man!
- We sooo have to organize an Ipod Battle

by Ravasolix August 14, 2009