Visual Art Professional

Visual Art Professional is an updated version of used to be called an Art Agent, Educated or Self Taught they do the functions of helping artists begin in the business, publicity, consultations, and sell art as well as find appropriate venues

Brad Biggs of Orlando is a Visual Art Professional

Visual Art Professional by Gneisses Schist August 23, 2023

Zack W Art 

The act of jacking off all over different kinds of metals and taking a belt sander to it heavily, only to call it art. Heavily influenced by the great "Tomas".

Man I went to a Zack W art exhibit last night and all I smelled was bleach!. Plus it was a total rip off of "Tomas"!

Zack W Art by Bobby Basinger January 11, 2020

School of the Art Institute of chicago 

School of the Art Institute of Chicago is an art school in Chicago where everyone is 5 inches taller than their actual height because they are all required to wear chunky filas, otherwise they will be guillotined by a giant exacto knife.

person 1: Omg the School of the Art Institute of Chicago is so awesome for spending the entire student life budget on buying chunky filas for their students!
person 2: Oops, this is so awkward, I actually bought these myself. They only cost $500 at Village Discount!

School of the Art Institute of chicago by NOTATHERAPIST February 2, 2020

great thou art

That on the cross, our burden gladly bearing, he bled and died, to take away our sins! Then sings my soul, my savior God to thee, how great thou art!

Pamala: So Duncan, what’s your favorite church song?

Duncan: “How great thou art!”
Pamala: Oh funny! That’s my favorite song too!
Duncan: okay but I Didn’t ask....

great thou art by Usehername March 8, 2021

Cum Art 

The Art of painting a beautiful portrait on someones body, with jizz.

Did you see the Cum Art that looks like a smile face, on that girls back?

Cum Art by sketchywhale April 21, 2009

broccoli-art

The exact opposite of eye-candy.

IMHO impressionist painting like Picasso is broccoli-art.

broccoli-art by Uncle Dimma December 19, 2013

speed art 

a sped up recording of somekind of art being created / drawn

i made a new youtube speed art of me making a profile picture

speed art by NirdyBahh December 20, 2013