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asian pride

to have proud in ur azn race
by kinh ma December 6, 2003
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Asian lightning

n, one who possesses quick speed and is yellow skinned by nature, know as "asian lightning"
todays forcast is calling for, 20% of asian lightning
by maurus April 27, 2007
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asian starvation

The diet trend/technique that asians (females in particular) use to aid in their conquest of fasion and trendy-ness. They starve themselves to successfully save up their money to be able to purchase anything designer and expensive.

That is why you always see slender asian females sporting the ever so glam Gucci sachels or Chanel Clutches. Forget Hello Kitty, this is a Hello Couture diet!
Ling Lee: Hey Mimi San! Let's go grab some sushi and Cocktails.

Mimi San: Sorry Ling Lee I would, but i have my eyes on a nice pair of Fendi pumps and a matching tote. I need to save my money so maybe next time.

Ling Lee: I see that you are practicing some Asian Starvation Mimi, Good luck!
by neudos1 January 2, 2010
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Asia

1. Continent which is:
a.Earth`s biggest continent

b.Place with the most ranged economy. For example the Phillipines is 3rd world, but Japan is one of the best economies in the world.

c.Continent whose citizens would completely die out without rice. It is not just a stereotype, all Asian countries(except maybe some in the Middle East) depend on rice and even food that is not rice is often made of rice somehow.

d.Continent whose citizens can come to the US and do better than white, black, or latino people in any bussiness (other than entertainment).

e.Very poorly defined on Urban Dictionary by inom. Asia is not a counrty, it is a continent. And it has far less poverty and starvation than some other parts of the world.

2. Crappy 80s band. MTV and VH1 like to call them "hair metal". I call them "pop". Kind of like Bon Jovi, but
not even worth playing at a dance.

3. Rare Italian girl`s name.
1a.J.B:Asia is huge. It is a big ass continent. Asia so big, it`s got its own sun. People everywhere else sayin` "You got your own sun! Why we gotta share the same one with everyone else?". THAT`S how big Asia is.
Lacey:Yeah, and its a pretty big continent, too.

1b.Maybe Thailand wouldn`t look so crappy if it weren`t right under Japan.

1c.News in 2008: It`s been 14 months since Worlwide rice famine started, and things are looking very bad in Asia and the Middle East. Europe, Africa, and the Americas have been able to survive on their non-rice foods. All wealthier Asians have very rapidly migrated to Europe and the United States, abandoning the strong trade-based economies of China and Japan. Most Asian citizens have completed died out, and most governments have collapsed. The only nations which have survived this ordeal so far are Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Israel, and the state of Palestine. Palestine and Israel have been locked in a power struggle for control of the continent, both sides claiming that Asia is their promised land. However, neither side has advanced as they have only been fighting eachother, the Palestians with an unknown financial and militaristic supporter. Iraq has been under check by the United States for five years now, as ex-president George W. Bush warns that Iraqi rebels might to use WMD to overtake Asia. The Saudis have not enacted any so far, but have peacefully claimed most of continental Asia. The Saudi Government could not be reached for commentary.

1d.Once I owned a convenience store, but a Korean guy bought me out. Then I went back to college for a computer degree, and designed robots until a Japanese guy took my job. Then I started a bussiness fixing computers, but it got crushed by an Indian guy. I thought I was fucked until I got a deal in New York. Now I dance, so I`ve got a steady job until a black guy takes it from me.

1e.Asia is definitely not the continent with the least money. That would probably be Africa. Or, if you want to be technical, Antartica.

2. I started getting pretty pissed off when the DJ at the holiday dance started playing "Livin` on a Prayer", but I decided to try to keep enjoying myself despite the lack of good music. I managed to tune out the shitty selection. That is, until they put on "Final Countdown".

3. Don`t you know who Asia Depino is? She was on that one show...

(asia depino is not a real actress)
by tanukisanyo May 15, 2005
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asian fire dragon

the act of sprinkling hot sauce on male sex organs (preferably asian) while the woman proceeds to suck and starts coughing until the male ejaculates a zesty fire cum down the females throat so she breathes fire from her mouth for a week resembling a dragon
ask your mom and dad...thats how you became.

I gave my bitch an asian fire dragon and she singed my pubes off. looks like im goin brazilian for a while.
by nick c will c chris v of CT April 13, 2010
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Asian Blindfold

Using Dental Floss or Shoestring to cover an Asian person eyes.
After Ming Lee makes me some Fish Ball Soup I'm going to Asian Blindfold her and let her use my scrotum as a ball gag.
by THE MIGHTY FOURDIX December 2, 2010
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asian-hunter

Term originates in Tasmania, Australia. Any person of Caucasian appearance that is sexually attracted too and has a romantic preference for East Asian men or women, or is known by his/her peers as possessing such a preference.
Tony: "hey Robert what kind of girls have you been dating?"
Robert: "Mostly chicks from Asia"
Tony: "ok so your an Asian-hunter?"
Robert: "Yes".

or

"I just got back from Thailand and there were a lot of hunters there from oz"
by kangmaster June 9, 2014
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