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My father

My father is the person who jacked it in my mother then found out I was gay and then said "Goodbye son, I'm getting some milk" and was never heard from again
"I wish my father came to my baseball games when I was younger."
by WishIsGay June 12, 2022
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Father

"Father" is someone who loves to go to the store and get milk.. He'll come back... right??
My Father left to go get the milk, ten years ago..
by EatGlueee July 21, 2021
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Father’s Milk

These chicken tenders would taste a lot better if they were slathered in Father’s milk
by ItsEmbarrassing May 28, 2018
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Father Grace

Where you start gambling and the house always wins, and you realise you messed up big time
'Damn Dogg , you're now a Father Grace'
by Hazzadoggle July 29, 2017
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father/daddy distinction

The distinction where the word "father" is primarily used in textbooks while "Daddy" in movies. This distinction has first existed in the 2025 Indonesian movie "Panggil Aku Ayah" (meaning "Call Me Father"), which is an adaptation of the 2020 Korean movie "Pawn".
In the classroom, we learned about the father/daddy distinction, and it was hilarious to see how the same character was referred to differently in the movie!
by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025
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premarital father

A male in a relationship with someone who has children from a previous relationship, but you are not married yet.
I'm practically his father, but his mother and I are not married yet, so I'm his premarital father.
by notathriftshopper June 6, 2017
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