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Christmas

The celebration of the birth of commercialism... Oh yea, and Jesus.
I'm gonna set up traps to kill Santa.
by The Legend of Zelda December 14, 2004
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jesus goddamn fucking christ

1. an exclamation one would express when frustrated

2. so angry in fact you have no other way to describe it other than yelling this phrase as loud as possible.
wife: "the dishes are dirty, the trash hasn't been taken out, the dogs need to go out, pick up your clothes."

husband: "JESUS GODDAMN FUCKING CHRIST!"
by Moises Buentello December 2, 2010
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Christian booty call

An event that involves a female coming over to your house, but instead of sex, you get to bake things or wrap presents.
You usually receive loads of ridicule from your buddies.
"Hey Dave, did you hit that last night"
"No dude, it was a Christian booty call."
by Reggie Das Vall May 8, 2008
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chron

Aside from describing highly potent marijuana, used as an adjective by stoners to describe something that is really good, particularly describing delicious food.
Dude, that crunch wrap I got from Taco Bell was sooooooo chron.

I'm about to go home and grub some chron dankness.
by KETTELLS December 30, 2007
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Christmas Eve

Christmas Eve; 'twas treacherous last year. Felt like an eternity.
- An excerpt from William Shakespear's diary.
by Har-Har December 24, 2009
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Chris Hemsworth

A handsome, charming, hunky and a hardworking actor. He's from Australia and the middle child (and the most successful) of the three Hemsworth brothers. He has performed in various famous movies like Thor/2, The Avengers/2 and Rush.
Man, Kevin looks Chris Hemsworth after he hit the gym.
by MarvelDCFanboy May 13, 2015
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Christmas Eve Syndrome

When one cannot fall asleep due to the sheer excitement of what is to come the next day. A common case of children not being able to fall asleep on Christmas Eve for the excitement of seeing what toys they will unwrap the next morning.
I was suffered from Christmas Eve Syndrome last night because I was too excited to see my girl the next day.
by Scott 8/29 January 10, 2009
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