barbarian ass sex

Three words "Conan the Barbarian"

Man Conan throws down some mean barbarian ass sex

by Anonymous March 2, 2003

Premeditated oral sex

The act of premeditating(or thinking about) receiving or giving the best damn oral sex you'll ever have in your entire FUCKING life!

So, you better know ahead of time if you're gonna do it.

You:I love premeditated oral sex!!

Other person: Itss just not as good if you don't think about it first!

by d00d. October 11, 2009

hot-sex-porn

Common porn ---- White, Blonde 20 somthing women with large breasts.

Say it all as one word.

I went to that store but they only had hot-sex-porn.

by Nick s. April 3, 2004

Backwards sex dating

When one night of random rampant sex turns to dating: The man penetrates the female...and leaves. He then asks her on a first date and love blossoms. Dating. But backwards. As sex happened first.

"I love my boyfriend sooo much...who would have thought we'd be so in love after backwards sex dating!?"

"OH-EM-GEE...they are totally backwards sex dating"

by bigbangers April 18, 2011

Bum Sex Mafia

People who look and act gay, like a dick, weak, lame, retarded and live to piss people off.
Also can be used for a group of people

- You look like a member of the Bum Sex Mafia.

- Those clothes are worn by the Bum Sex Mafia.

- You're acting like a dick right now, go join the Bum Sex Mafia.

- Those people are members of the Bum Sex Mafia

by Bacon69 November 22, 2009

Sex you soon

'See you soon' with benefits. Basically, I'm on the way ... and we're gonna play. In text messages, abbreviated SXYS.

Her: Do you want to come over and hang out?
Him: Sure... sex you soon!

by spokaman November 5, 2010

Gay butt sex

Something I like to have

“I like gay butt sex.” “We all know!”

by Bussy 🥺 May 2, 2022