Definitions by Bacon69

Goo Machine 

A vagina

Im going to put my hand in your Goo Machine

Goo Machine by bacon69 February 6, 2010

Blood Wrist 

When you fist your missus so hard she bleeds.

-Whats that on your arm?
-I was fingering my girl last nite, it got out of control and I ended up with Blood Wrist.

Blood Wrist by Bacon69 December 6, 2009

Bum Sex Mafia 

People who look and act gay, like a dick, weak, lame, retarded and live to piss people off.
Also can be used for a group of people

- You look like a member of the Bum Sex Mafia.

- Those clothes are worn by the Bum Sex Mafia.

- You're acting like a dick right now, go join the Bum Sex Mafia.

- Those people are members of the Bum Sex Mafia

Bum Sex Mafia by Bacon69 November 22, 2009