Norris the noob

He usually sucks on nuts or jacking off the fluffy black anal while jacking off to shaqs knee

Norris the noob

by HiMOMXXX October 27, 2015

Neal's nook

The creepy janitors closet in a school near you. Mostly always has a janitor named Neal working there. Strawberry yogurt is often found there because his pet mollusk loves it.

"Hey Jon, lets go to Neal's Nook!"
" No man, his mollusk is probably eating in there! It's creepy!"

by Hank Thomas August 22, 2016

fondue with noodles

When the cheese sauce for your noodles is so thick and delicious that there's just no other way to describe it.

AKA: mac & cheese but better

Jenni said, "Sorry I missed your call, but I was totally having some fondue with noodles and wine."

by Madddddddogggggg January 18, 2017

stir your noodles

Noodles are strait too until they get wet

Let go stir your noodles!

by Noodle girl December 13, 2017

Let the noodle slide

To engage in sexual intercourse with a minimum of one penis involved.

“Hey bro, how’d your date go? Did she let the noodle slide?”

by Noodle slider May 4, 2018

Saucin the noodle

Having sex with a girl on her period.

Steve: Yo, so I took this girl to pound town yesterday when I noticed she was really wet. So I looked down and BAM! Blood everywhere...

Tayler: Oh dude, she was saucin the noodle?! Weak bro...

by Stephler May 20, 2018

boop the noop

when you touch the noop

man i just booped the noop

boop the noop

by saaaaap dod April 19, 2018