Alaskan love boat

When you freeze an ice cube in a donut shape and then jerk off your partner with it.

Are you feeling frisky? I warmed some blankets for you and want to give you an Alaskan love boat. I’ll take care of you tonight baby.

by Tustin69 July 30, 2022

Jesus loves you

A term used by people that are intending to steal from a store.

Hey, how are you?

Good thanks, Jesus loves you!

Ok

*Steals from store*

by buzzmonke October 17, 2022

Jack loves dick

Jack sucked my brothers cock last night

Jack loves dick so much

by Jacklikesdicksomuch December 19, 2021

i love you

something you have never heard

girl: i love you
you: wakes up

by bidbid December 20, 2021

i love urban

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by urban urban urban urban April 16, 2022

Schrodinger's unconditional love

When your homophobic family members say they love you no matter what, except they don't know yet that you're gay.

Person 1: "Don't worry dude, I'm sure they love you unconditionally, they're your family."

Person 2: "Yeah but it's Schrodinger's unconditional love, because they're homophobic, and they don't know yet that I'm gay."

by garbage child November 20, 2021

Love hate relationship

Josh and Ruby

Josh and Ruby are in a love hate relationship

by anonymous August 7, 2021