muddy noodle

A penis that has just had anal sex, and still has poop on it.

I bro I just hooked up with Martha and I still have a muddy noodle

by Shawn “Mcmuffin” April 11, 2024

jensen noone

Possibly the biggest fraud in existence, a winger who can’t pass, when plays up top can’t shoot. Worst manager in history with the artistic ability of a disabled kid. Blames players around him 24/7, time to retire?

Wow you’re such a “jensen noone” (fraud)

by Euan Haines April 22, 2024

What noooooo

Why you’re trying to lie so you whip out a what nooooo

Did you unload a world war 2 bomb in the bathroom again “what noooooo”

by The real Maggie M April 23, 2024

Brady Noon

CUTIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Person 1: Who is that cute guy?

Person 2: That's just Brady Noon

by bomb.com123 April 29, 2024

Turd noodler

Fisting a butt.

People that catfish with their hands only is call noodling.

She walking like her dude be a turd noodler.

by Barakabomba May 4, 2024

Juice Noose

Cumming in a girl from the back while simultaneously giving her a rear naked choke till she passes out.

Yo bro I juice noosed Becky last night she was out cold for 30 seconds while still oozing.

by anonymous May 15, 2024

phallus noodle

drake snake hiss

did u see that phallus noodle?

by liberal anal destroyers May 20, 2024