Bitch Work

Commonly used to describe work that is given to lower level employees to keep them occupied for hours at a time, usually assigned by managers or higher level employees who are either too fat or lazy to complete the task at hand themselves. This type of work is mostly found in restaurants and retail stores.

McGee was too busy sitting on his fat ass talking on his cell phone, so he decided to hand his bitch work over to one of the cashiers who was busy helping a long line of pissed off customers.

by Anonymous Employee April 21, 2006

hard work

When you give it your all.

My sister doesn't do hard work at work. She just sits in her office all day and pretends to do work.

by Ereck Flowers June 29, 2016

Social Work

The professional activity of helping individuals, groups, families, organizations, and communities to enhance or restore their capacity for social functioning and to create societal conditions favorable to their goals. Social work requires knowledge of human development and behavior; of social, economic, and cultural institutions, and of the interaction of all these factors.

Social workers use their knowledge and skills to provide social services to clients, as defined by the National Association of Social Workers. They help people increase their capacities for problem solving and help them obtain needed resources, facilitate interactions between individuals and between people and their environments, make organizations responsible to people, and influence social policies. One common misconception of social workers is that people believe that most of them are "baby snatchers.” People don't see the services provided by social workers, the families social workers have helped, or the children social workers have saved, or the parents that come back to thank the social workers.

by Dancing with Fire October 16, 2011

road work ahead

A beautiful vine (rip 2015 (I think)-2017)

"Road work ahead, yeah I sure hope it does."

by Sam_watt May 20, 2018

Nice Work Guy

An Indian-appearing guy who was often used on message boards, especially those of Overclocked Remix, when a poster wanted to exclaim that another did "nice work" on a song or post. He became extremely popular almost in the same way as the All Your base phenomenon, and there were thousands of posts in which people tried to redraw graphics and put his head into the pictures. His real identity is unknown.

That's a cool Nice Work Guy picture!

by DukeNukem007 May 16, 2004

ursa work

When somebody is doing something that isn't productive

Matt only does ursa work all day because all he does is play WoW

by ursanore February 22, 2009

Homing from Work

A counter to Working from Home where your primary role is performing your job duties from your home. Homing from Work is the same thing reversed. Instead of working a person can do a plethora of things ranging from paying their bills, texting, reading the news, reading a book, making personal phone calls or watching their favorite soaps.

Worker 1 – Dude I’m not feeling it today… I just don’t want to be here!

Worker 2 – Then you need to be Homing from Work man…

Worker -1 Homing from Work? SWEET! I do need to call and make a doctor’s appointment and catch up on Grey’s Anatomy. Hold up, let me send my calls to voicemail and slip off my shoes.

by B2rad May 14, 2009