whackmaster

a person of the male gender who is contantly masturbating

"You know Vee?He is such a whackmaster."

by stumbiline April 30, 2007

whackintosh

When you wish you could buy a macintosh, but are too broke for the real thing. So you put the apple sticker from your IPod on your broke-ass PC computer, then you have a whackintosh.

Dude! You upgraded your Dell to a whackintosh! sweeeet.

by camalam1186 January 31, 2010

Bush Whacking

To hide in the bushes outside a women's home and masturbate to her through the window

D-Tos: Yo eric where you at last night?
ELO: Bush whacking over at MB'S
L-WIL: Damn eric that some fine ass bush whacking

by Eloree123 June 4, 2013

whack

To wrap your hand around your cock tightly and Go Up And down in rythm...Mastrabation

I whacked to Tawnee Stone all night last night

by Sonny Webb, The Boss September 13, 2003

Weckum

The baby-talk way of saying "welcome."

Aww, you're weckum!

by daniulll December 10, 2010

whack job

when a group of 2 or more men mutually masturbate one another

I went round to Tony's and John was there, so after a few cocktails we decided to have a whack job.

Post sport locker room: Guys, we won! Let's celebrate by having a whack job.

by WaxyBellend January 18, 2011

Paddy whack the knick knack

A slang term defining female masturbation.

Jill prefers to paddy whack the knick knack any day over using a vibrator.

by Mahogany Ride September 5, 2007