Unicorn Horn

Needed for satisfying two women, the act of strapping a dildo on to one's own forehead while thrashing their head like they are listening to heavy metal, while it is penetrating the women's rectum also simultaneously yelling at the top of their longs the opening to my little pony. And as she skirks let's out a death defying neigh.

P1: "did you head that noise last night?"
P2: "I think our neighbors sons daughter of her friend was getting a Unicorn Horn."
P1: "What a wild ride!"

by ElCumCollector August 7, 2023

Unicorn Parking

1. A popular bar.
2. A nice dream or thought often expressed as sarcasm

3. Where Lady GaGa lives in her head.

Person 1.What are you up too today.
Person 2. I am on my way to ask the boss for the day off.
Person 1.Good Luck LOL
Person 2.I Know I'm Looking For Unicorn Parking. LOL

by bluecricket1979 April 2, 2017

Queen of Unicorns

The most hilarious nicest amazingest best beautifulist uniperson ever. Zoë.

Hey Isn't the Queen of Unicorns amazing!?

by Unipress May 25, 2018

fishing for unicorns

To leave the door open while looking out of it

Y'all should stop fishing for unicorns.

by Flying away September 29, 2017

Unicorn dragon

Unicorn dragon is a term typically used to identify a wlw couple. Introduced by Lauren Jauregui in her coming out letter. “I’m a unicorn but I’m in love with a dragon”.

Will you be the unicorn to my dragon?
...
We could be a unicorn dragon

by Hehecamren September 10, 2020

Unicorn Pancakes

A secret code word to use when you’re sending nudes to someone as a warning to make sure they don’t open it around the wrong eyes.

*snap notification*

Chat: Unicorn Pancakes
Chat 2: Oh thank god I didn’t open that I was around my parents

by BfOfAshes March 24, 2021

Fat Unicorn

If you think it is a fat unicorn, it's a Rhinoceros

4 year old girl: It's a fat Unicorn!

Father: No it's a Rhinoceros.

by You stupid... May 6, 2021