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Slapping Tuna

The act of making out with a parter, but in such an obnoxious and unskilled manner that it sounds like the partners are pounding two fish together.
Hey, do you hear that? Yeah. It's just Pat and April slapping tuna in the corner like total noobs.
by dougEfresh6 June 10, 2011
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rusty tuna

An alcoholic beverage which consists of one shot of Jack Daniels whiskey, one 12oz Natural Light beer, one ice cube, and a splash of orange juice. The drinker must finish the drink before the ice cube has melted.

Warning: Drinking Rusty Tunas may result in lots of chest hair.
I'll have a Rusty Tuna please.
by Bleach Johnson February 17, 2007
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can of tuna fish

A metal can thats is 1 inch long and 3 inches in diamter that contain tuna fish.
by Postelrich July 23, 2006
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taking the Skin-Boat to Tuna-Town

Slag for sexual intercourse. "Skin-Boat" refers to a penis. "Tuna-Town" refers to the vagina.
She let me take the Skin-Boat to Tuna-Town without even a "HELLO!"
by Kyle February 12, 2003
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drooling tuna

An aroused pussy...wet and ready for sex.
After sucking Cheryl's tits for a while I stuck my hand in her panties and SQUISH...the drooling tuna!
by Ferguson July 3, 2005
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Monkey Tuna

A bitch made mahfuckah. They can have any one of the following traits or a combination of them. Some traits have not been discovered yet either.
A skinny white kid.

Wears a fanny pack.

Sticks his/her nose in all sorts of business that doesn't involve him/her.

Tries to be in control of other people.
Can share same character traits and flaws as a Mr. Bob Dobalina.
Lies about dumb shit.
Bites the hand that feeds him/her
Has a part time job sucking cock.
Easily intimidated by people larger than him/her
Leaves garbage everywhere.
Greedy
ALWAYS concerned solely with their agenda.
Diarrhea of the mouth.
Has an extremely distorted sense of their value and contribution(s) to society.
Gets confused when simple mathematical computations are required.
Social Climber
Interloper
Pits people against each other just for his/her own amusement.
Not very well-liked among peers.
if you actually did something to benefit someone OTHER than YOURSELF, people MIGHT not think you are such a goddamned monkey tuna.
by code313 May 26, 2014
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whacking the tuna

I am in bed "whacking the tuna"
by lcm9368 July 31, 2017
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