rusty tuna

An alcoholic beverage which consists of one shot of Jack Daniels whiskey, one 12oz Natural Light beer, one ice cube, and a splash of orange juice. The drinker must finish the drink before the ice cube has melted.

Warning: Drinking Rusty Tunas may result in lots of chest hair.

I'll have a Rusty Tuna please.

rusty tuna by Bleach Johnson February 17, 2007

can of tuna fish

A metal can thats is 1 inch long and 3 inches in diamter that contain tuna fish.

That guy is hung like a can of tuna fish.

can of tuna fish by Postelrich July 23, 2006

taking the Skin-Boat to Tuna-Town 

Slag for sexual intercourse. "Skin-Boat" refers to a penis. "Tuna-Town" refers to the vagina.

She let me take the Skin-Boat to Tuna-Town without even a "HELLO!"

taking the Skin-Boat to Tuna-Town by Kyle February 12, 2003

drooling tuna 

An aroused pussy...wet and ready for sex.

After sucking Cheryl's tits for a while I stuck my hand in her panties and SQUISH...the drooling tuna!

drooling tuna by Ferguson July 3, 2005

Monkey Tuna 

A bitch made mahfuckah. They can have any one of the following traits or a combination of them. Some traits have not been discovered yet either.
A skinny white kid.

Wears a fanny pack.

Sticks his/her nose in all sorts of business that doesn't involve him/her.

Tries to be in control of other people.
Can share same character traits and flaws as a Mr. Bob Dobalina.
Lies about dumb shit.
Bites the hand that feeds him/her
Has a part time job sucking cock.
Easily intimidated by people larger than him/her
Leaves garbage everywhere.
Greedy
ALWAYS concerned solely with their agenda.
Diarrhea of the mouth.
Has an extremely distorted sense of their value and contribution(s) to society.
Gets confused when simple mathematical computations are required.
Social Climber
Interloper
Pits people against each other just for his/her own amusement.
Not very well-liked among peers.

if you actually did something to benefit someone OTHER than YOURSELF, people MIGHT not think you are such a goddamned monkey tuna.

Monkey Tuna by code313 May 26, 2014

whacking the tuna 

masturbation

I am in bed "whacking the tuna"

whacking the tuna by lcm9368 July 31, 2017

Pulling a Tuna

When you shit your pants in the passenger seat of a silver 2011 Acura MDX in the middle of stop and go traffic with other people in the car.

“Damn why does it smell like ass in here?”
“I think Noé was just Pulling a Tuna.”

Pulling a Tuna by WutsPOPPING November 27, 2018