Bald Tire Eagle

Also known as a Gator. It's a piece of a recap tire that has come off an 18 wheeler and is laying by the side of the road but looks like a roadkill bald eagle. If you pick up roadkill birds for their feathers on the interstate, you see it but you can't stop, so you have to go to the next exit, turn around, go to the next exit, turn around again so you can get back to the spot where the Bald Tire Eagle is laying and discover it's a piece of tire, not a Bald Eagle.

We just passed a Bald Tire Eagle. We have to go back right now!

by Dartanian The Magnificent May 22, 2019

Tired

A man that has been pounded for too long.

Whoa Jimmy was tired after Jill

by I know what I know & it right January 26, 2019

Tired As Penis

To be so tired you cannot see straight, or with a curve. Such as a erect penis.

"I was tired as penis last night. I fell down the stairs!"

by Joshandersonisawesome May 21, 2012

tired

a person who is tired of having to wake up being judged and left out, a person who gives to people but never gets back, a person who is the "bad guy" because they weren't the same as other people, a person who tries but never gets loved a person who cries themself to sleep because they need someone to hug them the way other people do to their friends

This is what it means to be tired.

you tried and you were tired of trying

by your mom ate deez nuts September 13, 2022

Tire Pile

When you get covered in a heaping mound of used condoms during a sex party in a rural area of the south.

My buddy said it was only going to be $5 for the tire pile once we got an hour out of town.

by Where There's A Wills There's February 19, 2025

Doggedly tired

It describes someone who is extremely tired and constantly tired.

“Adolescents have unique sleep patterns, and with an early school start, many are doggedly tired, leading to serious health and safety risks.

by Xiyaaaa January 11, 2021

Tired

When your tired of living and losing hope in yourself.

Im tired.

by EveryonesUncle January 23, 2023