Vapour Therapy

Used if you have a split personality disorder, bipolar or erectile dysfunction.

Women will be able to fake orgasms after undergoing therapy.

I was about to put my dyslexic bipolar gay son up for adoption; the priest offered vapour therapy which cured his disease.

by feminazi_flamingo69 January 7, 2018

Nibir therapi

Remove someone from messenger group for unwanted message.

Need a nibir therapi again.

by tpial February 9, 2018

bed therapy

Bed therapy is the treatment of a socially deficient person through furious intercourse.

My mother is very shy, so I gave her some bed therapy while she slept.

by GRUNG GRUNG February 13, 2018

Tailgate Therapy

Hanging out in a tailgate (whether be tailgating a concert or sports game, or just hanging out) while making great memories to relieve negative feelings and thoughts.

I am in need of some tailgate therapy.

Get the group together for some tailgate therapy.

by AnonPpl May 20, 2018

ammo therapy

(Ammo Therapy) When One Plays Violent Videogames To Cope With Stress In The Workplace

Oh my God I want to strangle my boss I need some f****** Ammo Therapy

by TheWiseDragon69 June 6, 2018

scream therapy

A controversial health-improvement regimen of unproven worth/efficacy that entails either:
1. Yelling at everyone around you to help decrease your own level of stress (naturally, this practice drastically **increases** these other hapless mortals' OWN stress-levels, but this is for medical purposes, so those folks' feelings and emotions don't matter during this period, right? Right???)
2. Watching one or more Kevin Williamson flicks to remind yourself of how bad things *could* be, letting you feel better that you aren't involved in "extreme" situations like that.

I'm not much for scream therapy; whenever I feel wound up, I just go down to the local marina and sit on the dock to watch the peaceful waves rolling in and softly lapping the shore... relieves my jangled nerves every time.

by QuacksO May 14, 2019

Sympathy therapy

Verbally expressing sympathy in an exaggerated way in order to make the sufferer laugh but also realize that whining doesn’t help.

I’m SO sorry you’re going through this! NO one understands the pain you’re in and the obstacles you face! You seriously have it worse right now than anyone else in the world! Is this sympathy therapy working yet?

by Kimhkimi July 31, 2019